The power of prayer |
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself as he continuedwalking a...
Posted by Cooter on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST |
skinny-dipping |
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horsesh...
Posted by Cooter on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:41:00 PST |
DONT BRING PLANTS INDOORS |
Garden Grass Snakes (also known as Garter Snakes) can be dangerous... Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here?s why. A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants...
Posted by Cooter on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 12:04:00 PST |
Tough old cowboy |
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gu...
Posted by Cooter on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:41:00 PST |
Happy St. Patrick's Day! |
March is here so.... is St. Paddy's dayMcQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each timeremoving the olives and placing them in a jar.When the jar was filled with ...
Posted by Cooter on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:23:00 PST |
how about a joke |
A company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people. In an attempt to pick one of them, they decide...
Posted by Cooter on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:29:00 PST |
Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: |
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my s...
Posted by Cooter on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:09:00 PST |
Did You Know... |
Did You Know...If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9...
Posted by Cooter on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 10:07:00 PST |
again jokes I got nothing else |
-------- Two Irish men are working in a ditch across the street from a brothel. A Protestant minister comes walking along and quickly sneaks behind the door. The two men shake their heads...
Posted by Cooter on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 09:44:00 PST |
more jokes |
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for h...
Posted by Cooter on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 09:31:00 PST |
