MyHotComments / HotFreeLayoutsN-e-thing u wanna know about me....ASK!!!! Don't ask me nuthin' that's already on my page....cause u'll get str8 up IGNORED....It say I'm single (only cause I'm already N2 somebody, but we just ain't made it official YET....but n-e-body who know me, know I get what I want, so it won't say single 4 long...lol!!)....It say I stay in Washington(so stop hittin' me up about meetin' cross country 'cause it WON'T happen & even though I'm movN 2 Michigan....it's still a NO-GO)....& that I'm 23 (& if u got kids my age, leave me the hell alone....'cause we'll NEVER meet or hook up!!!!)....so don't ask those same ass questions....it's annoying!!!! ****Naint tryna be rude....just real**** (yes naint is a word....it mean "naw I ain't")....& please don't add me as a friend 2 build up ur list....Think about it....half them muh-fuckas u barely know or/& don't talk 2 like that....so if u got over 200 friends....UR GETTIN' DENIED....me not on ur list won't stop ur show....shit I already think I got 2 many people on my shit....& SOME OF YALL BOUT 2 GET CUT!!!!....lmao!!!
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**********& another thing********** *****NO I WILL NOT GO 2 UR PAGE & LISTEN 2 UR SONG 2 GIVE U FEEDBACK....THIS AIN'T J RECORDS' PAGE & I'M NOT CLIVE DAVIS....SO STOP ASKIN' ME "YO MA, I JUST DROPPED THIS NEW TRACK...CHECK IT OUT & ADD ME AS A FRIEND"....NO NO NO NO....I COULD GIVE 2 FUCKS & LESS THAN A DAMN....SO LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!!**********IF UR UNDER 18....UHHHH....WHAT THE HELL U DOIN LOOKIN' @ MY PAGE??!!.... Talkin' 'bout..."ma what's up with yo sexy self, i'm tryna know u...holla @ cha boi".....WRONG!!!! GET A DIPLOMA (HELL EVEN A G.ood E.nough D.egree), pay some taxes, get some facial hair, or something B4 YA HOLLA PIMPIN!!!!*****LOVE, SEX AND ROMANCE QUIZ
Name: PaLonnie...but 2 friends and familly it's LaLa
Birthdate: May 5, 1984....Taurus....sign of the bull
Hair: Dark Brown
Eyes: Brown....but wear hazel contacts
Height: 5'8
Gender: Female....uh...duh!!!!
How many true relationships have you had?: True....ya mean where the feelings was mutual....we'll go with 1
Have you ever been in love?: UnFUCKINfortunately....& if I can help it, I won't do that again
Where's your favorite place to be kissed?: what u wanna know 4?!
How many sexual partners have you had?: Ask ya daddy
How many people have you kissed?: What does this have 2 do with n-e-thing....NOSEY!!!!
Do you like to make the first move?: Not really....
Are you a snuggler?: uh....sure
Do you kiss on the first date?: Depends on if I'm realy feelin' dude or not
Where is the best place you've ever hooked up?: uh....shit I stay in Tacoma, so ain't no place
Do you consider yourself to be romantic?: Sometimes
Are you an angel or a devil in the sack?: Angel.....jackass!!!!
Would you ever pay someone for sex?: Hell naw....fa what!!!! Nigga pay me 4 wastin' my time....lol!!!!
Would you ever let someone pay YOU for sex?: Real shit....naw!!!! That's some hoe shit
Do you keep your eyes open when you kiss?: Sometimes
What was your most embarrassing sexual moment?: I was half way sleep & I was kissin' somebody & I burped in they mouth...haha....He wasn't all that anyway
Have your parents ever caught you in a compromising position?: uh....no!!!!
Have you ever performed a striptease?: uh....no!!
How about a lapdance?: Yea....Just cause I was bullshittin'
Have you ever received a lapdance?: Yep
Do you like sexual contact?: uh....do u?!
Are you straight, gay or bi?: str8 adDICKted bitch....
Have you ever made out with a member of the opposite sex?: uh.... ain't that somethin like that last ?stion u askD?!
Are you a giver or a taker?: A lil' bit a both....just depends on who it is
What do you look for in a girlfriend/boyfriend?: first....I don't want no boy....2nd somebody I can show off 2 my mama....3rd.... nobody 4rm Washington....***I've found that MOST of yall ain't 'bout nuthin' anyway***
Do you think you've met the person you'll spend the rest of your life with?: Maybe....maybe not.....I know & that's all that counts
Do you know who your bridesmaids and groomsmen would be?: uh...no......I don't even know what I'm gonna wear 2 work 2morrow
Have you ever regretted a hook-up?: Hell yeah
Have you ever cheated on a significant other?: Nope
Have you ever hooked-up with someone already in a relationship?: I plea tha 5th
Have you ever cried over a member of the opposite sex?: Maybe....maybe not....I know & that's all that counts
Have you ever had your heart broken?: Who the fuck hasn't
Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?: Nope
Would you date or marry someone if your parents didn't accept them?: I don't know....never been N that predicament, so I can't say I would or wouldn't
How about if your friends didn't accept them?:
What's the worst relationship you ever had?: Dude cheatD, got marriD, & got anotha bitch pregnant behind my back....but I'm good tho!!!!
Have you ever done anything sexual while on the road?: huh?
Would you kiss someone if you didn't love them?: yea
Who told you all about sex?: My teachers & Bell
Are you always horny?: uh....no!!!
Are you a flirt?: Yea
Are you a tease?: Sure...is that what we call it nowadays....
Do you prefer to chase or BE chased?: Be chased....like daddy said "Don't be out there chasin' Jason"....don't ask...it's just his sayin'
Do you prefer morning or evening hook-ups?: Evening....don't be callin' me all xtra early....early is 1pm....
Have you ever pulled an all-nighter with a member of the opposite sex, and woke up in each others arms?: 4 what....that's just doin' 2 much right there
How old were you at the age of your first kiss?: 7
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 17
Do you sometimes wish you could change that?: Maybe....I just wouldn't change who it was with
Do you enjoy being in a relationship?: yeah
Are you currently in one?: Nope
Has anyone ever fallen in love with you?: Shit I don't know....if he did, then why the fuck he cheat on me.....ol' ragedy bastard
Have you ever said "I Love You" and not meant it?: N some content....although muh-fuckas do treat it like a regular 4-letter word like fuck, shit, damn, & hell
Are you "noisy" when you get heated?: Sometimes
What is your kissing pet peeve?: Too much spit....& chappD lips.....niggaz it ain't gay 2 rub some chapstick across them thangz...shit some baby oil, lotion, crisco....something shit!!
Do you think you're a good kisser?: uh....sure
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