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Lord Ilipalazzo

Boooo

About Me

I'm probably better than you.
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My Interests

negativity, manic depression, obsessive compulsions, lethargy, desperation, anti-repetition, rpgs, tennis, canoeing, camping, nihilism, biking, hiking, fencing, sarcasm, inappropriate and offensive humor, writing, fuzzy little animalses, art shows, sleeping, snogging, sucking at life.

I'd like to meet:

That guy, ya know, that does the thing.

Music:

aphex twin, a perfect circle, nine inch nails, the cure, grandaddy, placebo, darude, radiohead, the donnas, the smiths, the white stripes, the strokes, the doors, nobamu umatsu, the killers, of montreal, dethklok, elliot smith, bright eyes, kimya dawson, nightwish, kittie, t.a.t.u., third eye blind, system of a down, sparklehorse, the unicorns, ladytron, natalie imbruglia, dido, fudgepacker mcdougald, umphrees mcgee, the chemical brothers, everything but gospel is satan’s music, r.e.m., the smashing pumpkins, zwan, the yeah yeah yeahs, duran duran, enigma, blur, gorillaz, quarashi, ratm, the beastie boys, the mamas and the papas, the beatles, the rolling stones, rape the elderly, broken machine parts grinding, korn, bach, beethoven, andrew lloyd webber, voltaire, him, cradle of filth, o type negative, iron maiden, insincerity, beck, iron & wine, the futureheads, the polyphonic spree, the postal service, the shins, the vaselines, kidney thieves, straylight run, garbage, they might be giants, the pixies, the cat empire, kinky, filter, abba, the hives, the vines, godhead, pete yorn, david gray, the dandy warhols, hanson, aqua, the spice girls, ace of base, why in gods name are you reading this, moby, savage garden, rammstein, felix da housecat, boards of canada, future bible heroes, my bloody valentine, squirrel nut zippers, the decemberists, the breeders, the cardigans, fatboy slim, vast, stabbing westward, tool, pucifer, the dreaming, marc m., joy division, the good the bad and the queen, new order, orgy, orange range, dragonforce, tatsua ishida, morrissey, depeche mode, kmfdm, fiona apple, queens of the stone age, foo fighters, red hot chili peppers, tenacious d, tiesto, collective soul, phantom planet, sparta, at the drive in, deadsy, sonic youth, skinny puppy, spoon, prick, the scissor sisters, senses fail, t-rex, dinosaur jr., nirvana, enrique iglasias, prince, vanilla ice, backstreet boys, n*sync, factitiousness riiight, the gorrilionaires, the kinks, the flaming lips, belle and sebastian, the cult, mindless self indulgence, no doubt, 70's porn music, the butthole surfers, ministry, the punctual peas, wilco, the magnetic fields, modest mouse, the dresden dolls, my morning jacket, my brother’s blood machine, my brightest diamond, interpol, a hawk and a hacksaw, spinal tap, goo goo dolls, bjork, alanis morissette, david bowie, bloodhound gang, marilyn manson, random electronica, mc frontalot, mc chris, cake, muse, 30 seconds to mars, kasabian, kill hannah, the faint, lakia, enya, the jesus and mary chain, sigur ros, the distillers, the bravery, my life with the thrill kill cult, rob zombie, weezer, mc chris, mc frontalot, mc hammer, mc hawking, mmm mcdonalds, m2m, blink 182, 98 degrees, bloody anal sex, static-x, seal, rico suave, new kids on the block, slipknot, harvey danger, pj harvey, lee harvey oswald, harry and the potters, hefner, pitiful humans crying themselves to sleep, dvda, prodigy, rasputina, bill shatner, pulp, eat all peta people, my brain is melting.

Movies:

secret window, party monster, waking life, advent children, lotr, matrices, boys don’t cry, the hole, disneyishness, donnie darko, a very long engagement, matilda, layercake, shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, the fifth element, harry potterses, palindromes, storytelling, amelie, studio ghiblies, perfect blue, ninja scroll, phantom of the opera, sin city, dirty little whore named kacey, naughty nati, jordan capri, lexington steel, white oleander, the fountain, pi, a beautiful mind, kevin smithies, alfie, platoon, starship troopers, super troopers, beerfest, 40 year old virgin, desperado, once upon a time in mexico, closer, ghost world, 300, apocolypto, lock stock and two smoking barrels, bufallo 66, casper, nightmare before christmas, resident evil, doom, puff puff pass, bongwater, rosmary’s baby, matchstick men, altered states, crank, the road warrior, akira, fist of the north star, the count of monte cristo, the godfather, death to smoochie, memento, identity, tarantinohoh, blade runner, electric dreams, pirates, el topo, the magic mountain, v for vendetta, dead man, coffee and cigarettes, the velvet underground, hedwig and the angry inch, the rocky horror picture show, brokeback mountain, fat girl, queen of the dammed, malena, great expectations, eternal sunshine, dark city, city of lost children, labyrinth, 24 hour party people, the neverending story, requiem for a dream, 13, 12 monkeys, fight club, american beauty, the island, what’s eating gilbert grape, big fish, jesus’ son, the pick of destiny, wayne’s world, night at the roxbury, adam sandleries, alien, predator, alien and predator hot steamy interspecies lovin’, total recall, die hard, terminator, etc., the blob, lost highway, mullholland dr., the seventh seal, 28 days later, the ninth gate, kids, julian donkey boy, fear and loathing in las vegas, where the buffalo roam, groundhog day, lost in translation, james bondage, lots more, anything to keep thoughts of despair at bay.

Television:

Rome, 24, g4, strangers with candy, south park, newsradio, caroline in the city, friends, hellsing, gungrave, bleach, cowboy bebop, samurai champloo, adult swimming, monster, mr. show, late night with dave attell, the tick, starving orphans in the third world, spongebob, the wiggles, lazytown, hard gay, law and order svu, family guy, american dad, the simpsons, the powerpuff girls, digimon, who wants to be a piss piglet?, dexter’s lab, upright citizens brigade, days of our lives, passions, america’s got aids, jeopardy, bananas in pajamas, deadwood, static, infomercials, mxc, america’s funniest home videos, just shoot me, conan, that show with the funny midgets, wild boyz, to catch a predator, married with children, olde englishness, monty python, the black adder, the office, gratuitous sex and violence.

Books:

I never learned to reaaaaad V_V

Heroes:

People who give me pettings.

My Blog

Being a nihlist is hard.

Every time I start to have an opinion, it's "Oh wait none of it matters I need some guinea pig love now." Bars are tolerable I suppose, as the only way I can speak candidly is when trashed it seems. ...
Posted by Lord Ilipalazzo on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 12:09:00 PST

unicorns and rainbows and gumdrops hooray

Lost my phone. Not like I ever have use for it anyway save the occasional text from Mary. Can't sleep. Alone. Always. Had a visit from some more robbers tonight. Think I'll invest in a gun. I'd ...
Posted by Lord Ilipalazzo on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:03:00 PST

buh

Hair was purple, washed out back to red quickly. My Selphie is ze bestest guinea piggie ever. I am her GOD. That's right rizu. Even though you're dead. 'Cause your mistress abandoned us both and ...
Posted by Lord Ilipalazzo on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 02:19:00 PST

Still Ill

Two months of coughing and vomiting. Awesome. Maybe it's TB. Cheap tequila and Marlboro Reds didn't help matters. Staying at home lots, and shall be done much more since no job can be found and I'...
Posted by Lord Ilipalazzo on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:02:00 PST

kill me. kill me. kill me. kill me.

There is simply not anything left to take pleasure in, and will not ever be again by this inconsequential notion of self. I know the basics and structure of the workings of everything that is knowabl...
Posted by Lord Ilipalazzo on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:17:00 PST

Yep Yep

I'm pretty sure that I either loathe, despise, or downright fucking hate just about everyone on this vile planet. And I'm not going to start speaking without being spoken to in order to make it all b...
Posted by Lord Ilipalazzo on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 12:32:00 PST

v.v

If I'm destined to die this way, better sooner than later. Both of them are gone now forever and ever. Things aren't going to get better. I'm drawing close to that point again. I've learned everyt...
Posted by Lord Ilipalazzo on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:04:00 PST

Easy cheesy Japanesy

Of Montreal=greatest thing live. Me=fail at life. Coffee coffee coffeeeeeee on my keyboard with the rest in my tummy. Egg on my face from actually pursuing one of the few instances where I'd be dow...
Posted by Lord Ilipalazzo on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:30:00 PST

oh noes

God.  I really hope I didn't instigate another lost oppertunity again at the hands of my social inadequecies.  This one came about quite suddenly and was most pleasanty exciting as the culmi...
Posted by Lord Ilipalazzo on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:10:00 PST

To the simian crackhead who broke into my house and stole my ps2 and computer:

Run.  Run as fast and as far as you can you ghetto ape motherfucker.  I'm coming for you.  Young or old, male or female......it doesn't matter.  When I find you, you will die. ...
Posted by Lord Ilipalazzo on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:02:00 PST