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Mr.

This is the weirdest life I've ever lived

About Me

A French Cajun, southern gentleman, really really really good looking, double jointed, has all of his teeth and limbs, and says "Bless You" when you sneeze. I've been a drummer ever since I was a wee lad. I'm looking for answers to unknown questions. Shaves head in a shameful attempt to get velvety pets from my beautiful wife. I'm a twin, the evil one on full moon nights, but mostly the good twin and I have an ass that won't quit.

"I'm the opposite of every man you've ever met." -George Constanza

My Interests

Drumming, music, wine, my wife and better half Kathy aka"Wilfy the Mermaid," exotic foods (I am a bit picky though), creative films, traveling all over the world, searching for the best pizza and salsa, soft pretzels dipped in cheese, good conversations, creating drum beats, loops, and sequences with my computer, experimental cooking, trying new things, writing, jet skiing in Mexico or basically doing anything in Mexico, snorkeling in beautiful parts of the world, chess, road trips, making up words, business ventures, making weird sounds with my mouth, nightswimming with the wifey at our pool, Real Estate, beaches, indie film making, screenwriting, puppets, computers, philosophy, poetry, learning Spanish, mastering the guitar, Literature, finding the potential in things, a full moon, art, photography, astronomy, exploring the unknown, curious creativity.

I'd like to meet:

I met her and she's all the woman I'll ever need.

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Music:

Some of the faves are...Beatles, Talking Heads, Television, Fugazi, Dead Kennedys, Husker Du, Mastodon, The Who, David Bowie, 80s music, The Smiths, The Cure, Aceyalone, No Means No, Roxy Music, Nick Cave, Depeche Mode, Miles Davis, Mastodon, The Mars Volta, Battles (new fave), The Clash, Interpol, Gang of Four, Beastie Boys, Guided By Voices, The Descendents, NIN, Aphex Twin, Blackilicious, Squarepusher, Bjork, Joy Division, Wire, Marley, old REM, old RHCP, Led Zeppelin, hip hop, New Order, Pixies, Radiohead, The Postal Service, Blonde Redhead, Ween, Jimi Hendrix, Residents, ...

Movies:

Umberto D, Almodovar, Harold and Maude, This is Spinal Tap, Blow Up, The Wages of Fear, the old Solaris, The Seventh Seal, The Bicycle Thief, Evil Dead series, Hitchcock, Early Coen Brothers films, Tarantino, Three Amigos, Donnie Darko, The Life of Brian, Space Balls, Monty Python movies, Willy Wonka, The Wrath of Khan, Dark Crystal, foreign movies, Lynch, Cronenberg, Kubrick, Dr. Strangelove, Knife in the Water, Documentary flims, 80's unrealistic movies (too many to name), B-movies, Troma, etc.

Television:

Simpsons (the Conan years), Planet Earth, Twilight Zone, Seinfeld, Six Feet Under, Discovery Channel, Da Ali G Show, Prisoner, Kids in the Hall, Sanford and Son, Carnivale, Twin Peaks, Sopranos, 24, X Files, Venture Brothers, Robot Chicken and Flight of the Conchords.

Books:

Here goes: Animal Farm, The Thief of Always, Think and Grow Rich, In Cold Blood, The Pearl, Of Mice and Men, The Tao of Pooh, Fortune magazine, Wired magazine, Kafka, The Stranger, The Laughing Corpse, Books of Blood, The Art of War, John Fowles, The Diary of Che Guevara, Syd Field, Origins, H.G. Wells, Jon Stewart's, "America," Kreskin, Miracle Math by Lorayne, Vernon Howard, Elmore Leonard, Screenplays by Ingmar Bergman, Grimm's Complete FairyTales, Edgar Cayce, C.S. Lewis, "The Film Director" by Richard L. Bare, "The Complete Works of Shakespeare" (Norton), Crimes and Punishment Series, The Amazing Memory Box, DP3 (Software books), "Past Worlds: Atlas of Archaeology" by Collins, etc.

Heroes:

Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Superman 65% Spider-Man 65% The Flash 65% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 50% Batman 45% Robin 42% Iron Man 40% Hulk 35% Wonder Woman 35% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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