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About Me

""When an angel passed by him, his magnetic sense of facetious style intrigued her. She massaged him and loved him and worshiped him. She kissed his feet and brushed his ego. She painfully plucked sparkly pink feathers from her wings to make him laugh. She plucked ferociously until all she had left were two bloody stumps protruding out of her smooth back. He looked at her with disgust in his eyes and a crooked smile on his lips. The angel lay naked and humiliated on the cheap carpet in a puddle of her own tears and blood and sweat. Pleased with himself, he laughed and stepped over her. His foot skimmed her face. She had forgotten herself. She had forgotten her home. She had forgotten her God. She was oblivious to her innocence. She was blind to her divine beauty and grace. All she had was the ugly knowledge of what it is to be human."" ...Anonymous retro layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
HotFreeLayouts Amber will go to jail for ...
Carrying around a gun shaped like a penis
'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com Wait....I never heard of a VIBRATING gun!

My Interests

Art, makeup, esthetics, skin, teeth, hair, traveling, transformation, pitbull puppies, goofy, quirky people, ancient history, fantasizing, dreaming, health, Hawaii, various random facts, UFC(didn't see that one coming, huh?), blank canvases, vocabulary, the physical act of writing, randomness.... Ahhhhhh, Mike Shinoda...

Mmmmmmm, Jude Law

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a mullet and highlights in that mullet and uses a fanny pack and only wears free t-shirts he gets from casinos. Seriously though...how about someone that reads a book once in a while, someone with confidence- not arrogance, someone that doesn't like football, someone that votes, someone with intensity, intelligence, passion and depth. He dusn't evin hav to be that good of a speler ;)

Music:

portishead, deftones, sublime, pepper, bjork, mr marley, anything that makes me want to shake my booty, kinky, morcheeba, massive attack, jack johnson ...mmmm....jack johnson mmmm....oh, where was I? ...ah yes- milli vanilli...kidding...or am I? I'm an 80's kid so I have some sentimental love for cheesy, crappy pop music from back in the day. My 1st cassette tape was Gloria Estefan and the Sound Machine. I played it in my baby blue boom box. The first concert I saw was Color Me Bad and Paula Abdul. I was such a nerd...still am!

Movies:

whale rider, like water for chocolate, shawshank redemption, cinema paradiso, amelie, rabbit proof fence, office space, the dark crystal, labyrinth, kill bill (part 1 only)

Television:

There's really not one show that I have to watch on a weekly basis but when I do sit and manage to commit more than mindless channel surfing I enjoy the Travel Channel, Animal Planet, makeover shows- as in 10 Years Younger- not the plastic surgery kind, Gilmore Girls, Miami Ink, Globe Trekker on PBS, King of Queens, and Conan O'Brian if I'm up late

Books:

The Dying Animal, The Bone People, One Hundred Years of Solitude, Cider House Rules, Everybody Poops, any Roald Dahls from back in the day

Heroes:

My mom, the sweetest most soft-spoken hero ever who has done everything for my sister and me; My good friend- Heather- a kick-ass, take-no-crap kind of chick (my alter ego!), Frida Kahlo, Aeonflux and Hoku, this little girl right here... /center Hoku, the best doggie girl in the world