George Bush or any number of his friends and family in a good old fashioned 'Texas horse***t fight.' *Note: I have never participated in a 'Texas s**t fight' nor do I know that they exist, come to think of it I am not certain that I would enjoy the experience of heaving dung at evil old greedy racist adversaries to equality and love. I guess that's one of those activities you really have to try to know if it's for you. Regardless, I do think I could beat any of the afore mentioned individuals in such a contest.