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Johnny the Master

My brother is younger then I am, therefore I am better then him

About Me

I am your typical AZN guy. I play games, I like to race, and I have this whole AZN pride shit going. Some may know me as "Billy's Brother", some may know me when I was really popular in Highlands as "Johnny the Master", I am known in the gaming world (Just Gunz and RO lol) as "Lu Bu" and in Bergen they call me "CHAIN ENERGY" because of this one vile card I play.I am generally lazy and easy going, just don't piss me off like Mike Sullivan (Aka Whale Boy, Fat ass, Fat piece of shit) and I won't be an asshole...because being an asshole takes up too much effort.I can draw better, jump higher, spell better, and run faster than my brother Bill, cause he is younger then me
What is Your Super Smash Bros. Fighting Style?
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Your Birthdate: January 29
You have the mind of an artist, even if you haven't developed the talent yet.
Expressive and aware, you enjoy finding new ways to share your feelings.
You often feel like you don't fit in - especially in traditional environments.
You have big dreams. The problem is putting those dreams into action.
Your strength: Your vivid imagination
Your weakness: Fear of failure
Your power color: Coral
Your power symbol: Oval
Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?All these fits me quite nicely, yes I am quite like that....I also fulfill the means to all 7 sins! That means Pride, Envy, Gluttony, Wrath, Sloth, Greed, and lust! Hell has never been closer to me.

My Interests

1. Play Violent Video Games, because Jack Thompson is an attention Whoremonger and his so-called crusade against games only fuels my gaming habits. 2. Play stuff like Paint Ball 3. Beat billy up 4. Driving Fast 5. And girls of course...har har

I'd like to meet:

Girls, I dunno wtf else you gay asses think

Music:

Game musics, Initial D, Techno, Rock, and pretty much anything Fast paced and furious.

Movies:

Anything that's funny, well...or KILL BILL, both volumes, for obvious reasons

Television:

I stopped watching TV ever since I punched thru it when....

Books:

Books are for nerds like Harry Potter

Heroes:

Me and myself...well except Maybe Lu Bu, Pegasus J. Crawford, Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the beginning, Cao Cao, Raditz, Zabuza, Takahashi Ryosuke, Takeshi Nakazato...and errrr...

My Blog

The true Johnny the Master

On my birthday, I got a shot of an almost mind eraser, I don't even remember whats inside of it.  All I know is that I hammered the thing and I was magically returned to the man.  Johnny the...
Posted by Johnny the Master on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:51:00 PST

A Salvia Experience

I've never once felt so messed up before in my life.  Today, my friend bought some Salvia (sage) for the party and I was reluctant to join in at first, but since I did wanted to try it before and...
Posted by Johnny the Master on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 11:37:00 PST

I am older then bill

Blog? WTF should I blog? I aint got the time, I am older then billy, therefore I have much important things to do. But I may in the future, since I am older then billy and therefore I should do more ...
Posted by Johnny the Master on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 06:36:00 PST