"Three men are walking down the beach, an Irishman, a Sri Lankan, and an Englishman... The Sri Lankan see a bottle and picks it up..He goes to wipe it off and out pops a Genie..The Genie looks at all 3 men and says "well, there are 3 of you, so I'll give you each one wish".
The Sri Lankan says "well, I am a farmer, and my sons are farmers. So I wish for the land of Sri Lanka to have good farming forever". The Genie says "done".
The Englishman pipes up and says "I want a wall built around England to protect it from it's enemies. Nothing in or out". The Genie says "Done".
The Irishman stands wih pause for a moment and says, "Tell me about this wall around England." The Genie replies "well, It's about 100 feet thick and 300 feet high" The Irishman Replies, "Good! Fill it with water"."
I LOVE THE IRISH!!!!!!!!!! ]8P
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