I'm Zach,I study at Hogwarts for Chavs "Darlington College"The Chavs are sorted into houses "Gangs", by the Burberry sorting cap.I Like...BoysToast "I don't even eat Toast, but I'm sure i will like it"Fashion "What!? Can not be gay without liking Fashion"If i had to spend the rest of my life with someone it would be, John Barrowman.I hate life, and hate people who don't.I'm going to publish a book soon, called Zach's Big Book Of Bollocks! Which will be full of all the random crap i say for e.g. Will you need sun lotion in space?
