2007 in retrospect |
Ive been doing alot of thinking about 2007 lately. Ive come to realize that 2007 has probably been the worst year of my life so far. I know that may seem a little over dramatic...but i cant seem to r...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 23:44:00 GMT |
Legally Blind |
I had to go to get a medical screening for my new job at the Superior court and I found out that im legally blind. 20/200 Vision in my right eye and 20/60 in the left...meaning that what i can barely ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 17:22:00 GMT |
Why Superman and Lois Lane can't conceive a child" |
"Lois could never have Supermans baby. You think her fallopian tubes can handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? You think its str...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:41:00 GMT |
Love is Deafening |
Don't ever believe,Anyone who says you are ugly.They don't mean it... At least not in that contextBecauseYou are like medusaAnd when people gaze heavily into your eyesThey get stuck, Speechless,And mo...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 15:40:00 GMT |
Even MORE reasons to date a wrestler! |
1. we can *manhandle*.. its what we do.
2. we are used to rollin around all sweaty.
3. we are used to wearing close to nothing at all.
4. we are comfortable enough to get naked infront of a ro...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 19:57:00 GMT |
Top Ten Reasons To Date A Wrestler |
10. Always wears his headgear
9. Will eat anything
8. Knows when to push and pull
7. Endurance, Endurance, Endurance
6. Knows How to ride
5. Goes hard from start to finish
4. Can work a Two-on-One
3. ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 00:03:00 GMT |
Rest In Peace Mama |
This morning Candy Ann Llanes Dumlao, My grandma, passed away. She died from pancreatic cancer (pancreas cancer) She has been fighting it for about 3 years which is an amazingly long time since peopl...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Feb 2005 20:41:00 GMT |
