Brillo Box

Brillo Box costs three hundred dollars and won't do birthday parties or weddings. He lives alone in a cellar, somewhere in Upstate New York, and if you call him, he will want to know where you got his phone number. He does not give it out often. Brillo Box plays some instruments, but doesn't exactly take his own talents seriously. It's like someone who cooks with a lot of salt: they know they're taking the easy way out. Brillo Box would like to say that if you like sending people mail, then you can send mail to someone else, because he does not need your mail. He is happy having no fans of his music.