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Matt

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About Me

I'm one of those kids, ya know.... one of a kind....just like everyone else. Umm what to say, i'm a tall red headed feller in the world. I have brown eyes, and some freckles and i'm tall and slender. I also dont speak the english so good Apparantly i'm married, but then apparantly i'm black too, so take from that whatever you feel. I'm a friendly guy, I can get along with most people but if i'm tired, leave me the fuck alone and dont harass me *cough* dianna *cough cough* I hate my job, but I like the people who work there so thats prolly why I still work there. People like Emily, Kerrie, Dianna, Jen, and [Kajin, etc etc. OH i remember why else I stay there i'm too lazy to look for another job. I love to snowboard, it makes me happy and excited (both in the pant region] Well thats about it, ask if there is anything else you wanna know
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I'd like to meet:

Your mom, your moms mom, orlando blooms mom, cameron diaz... and her mom, ummm every mom in the world so I can say i banged so and so's mom, and it would be true
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Posted by P is for Penis... its also for Punk Bitch on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:48:00 PST

Why Snowboarders Rock (OH SHIT, updated again bitches)

Why do snowboarders rock so much? This is a question I am asked many times, and always by skiers.. Stupid skiers, god i wish we could just throw all of them into a pit of snowboards.. that way they ca...
Posted by P is for Penis... its also for Punk Bitch on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 10:12:00 PST

Why I Rock so much(Updated)

Well,1.) Red Hair..... anyone with red hair automatically rocks. Its a rule. 2.) I've got the whole chin-strap beard going... cmon only people who rock grow those3.) I'm in Engineering... nuff said4.)...
Posted by P is for Penis... its also for Punk Bitch on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:49:00 PST

My Arms

MAN i arms hurt... I dont know why... well ok i think I do. So the other day I decided to "exercise". I think thats why they hurt... I stretched before hand... but I didnt afterwards.Thats prolly what...
Posted by P is for Penis... its also for Punk Bitch on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 05:19:00 PST

Ze Past

'Nuff Said     No just joking, well Cammy bought a PS2, an I bought a bunch of games, so basically cammy and I have just been playng pS2. Also, why arnet I getting more comments about ANYTHI...
Posted by P is for Penis... its also for Punk Bitch on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:46:00 PST

The Hair

So, I've figured out the cause of my hair length. First off, aliens from the planet no-hair secretly came to Earth in search of something to test out their magic-hair thingy, which they called "Rogain...
Posted by P is for Penis... its also for Punk Bitch on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:36:00 PST

Your Mom

Your mom looks like an orange! Your mom smells like cabbage! Na-uh,  your mom is january 16th! Your mom is a fat bum! Your mom crossed the street just to get to the other side! Your mom is a cucu...
Posted by P is for Penis... its also for Punk Bitch on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:23:00 PST

My Brother

So I've come to learn that my brother is starting to think that he is ACTUALLY stronger then I am. He thinks he is sooo big and tough because his arms are bigger then my thighs, and that he could prob...
Posted by P is for Penis... its also for Punk Bitch on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:13:00 PST