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Wöm

Fight and die, let Valkyries fly, for they shall take me home.

About Me


Gods of war, I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride
I will crack the whip
With a bold, mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory!

Majesty!

Unity!

Hail!

Hail!

HAIL!

My Interests

Computers, music, Norse mythology and video games.

What Is Your Battle Cry?


P rowling over the mountains, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Flatulor! And he gives an ominous cry:

"Hail the blood-letting! I desecrate like a river of pure piranha!"


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I'd like to meet:

Ronald McDonald, Lou Albano, Neil Cicierega.

Television:

I don't watch television.

Heroes:

Weird Al Yankovic, Mitchell J. Henderson, The Star Wars Kid, Bruce Lee, Neil Cicierega, Maddox, Jason Guillen (he saved my life once, really!), Afro Ninja, Kikkoman! (Worcestershire sauce? Ketchup? WHAT A SUCKERS!), Pee Wee Herman, Scatman John, Segata Sanshiro and many more that slip my mind at the moment.

My Blog

Yesterday was interesting.

So yesterday I was sitting here in front of my computer as usual. Suddenly, I received a call, I reached for my phone, but that wasn't what was ringing. I then frantically searched my room top to bot...
Posted by Wöm on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 10:20:00 PST