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Yalls Britches

Next year is going to be so much better than this year.

About Me

guess again

My Interests

megafun, music, danger, the difference, art shit, electricity, energy, sleep, food, money, influences, indecent girls

I'd like to meet:

the person who thought this would be a good idea (I don't mean MySpace).

Music:

Punk and anything with a break beat and/or badass bass. ...oh, and girls singing.

Movies:

No.

Television:

Don't.

Books:

hauls ass

Heroes:

Kitty Killer, Lickwid, Groundscore, Knowa Deep, RA13, J, Lichens, MPoon, LonJevity, mADaMe, Alder JP, Jack Rabbit, Lily of the Valley, Lorax, Hyperspaz, Rostok, Turbod, Immolated Man and all Space Fiends & Energy Riders.

My Blog

POINT007

Noah and I took the time when we got back to his house to change out my left headlight. It had gone out again on my drive up to Denver and the last thing I needed was to get pulled over for a headlig...
Posted by Yalls Britches on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:47:00 PST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOVE VICTORIA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I am a child, The world is my playground, I am here to play, I am a celebration of the freedom of self-expression, You give me that freedom, It is your love and the space genera...
Posted by Yalls Britches on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:26:00 PST

(not my) First Timers

My first time was in high school. When the moment came to finally get it on, I laid her down on the couch, climbed on, and slowly slid in. After a few seconds I felt an uncomfortable friction, which I...
Posted by Yalls Britches on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:25:00 PST

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Yoda. Yoda who? Yo 'da somebody at the door.Knock, Knock. Who's there? Darth.Darth who?Darth thomebody knocking at the door.Knock, Knock. Who's there? Luke.Luke who?Luk...
Posted by Yalls Britches on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:23:00 PST

KILL THE UUOMS!! by Florian Behn for Mr. Trenchard 5/??/1994

We finally arrived at this party. There were a hell of a lot of cars parked in the driveway. I was already kind of drunk and all. We bought the beer with Ben's fake ID, in a drive through, on a way t...
Posted by Yalls Britches on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 05:21:00 PST