I'm Lincoln.
I just LOVE walks on the beach, candlelit summer dinners, and slapping a betch or two.
I like cats.
I like dogs.
I am a walking dichotomy.
I am a member of the Church of the SubGenius. Bob loves me, this I know.
I play bass guitar, trumpet, and piano-- poorly, may I say.
I sing too!
I may have stolen this layout, but I do actually write websites whenever needed.
I am a music enthusiast. I'm not the biggest around, but my library is pretty big. I'm compensating.
I entertain the ladies with my fanatical ramblings, stories of a larger than life mindset, and cockiness. They laugh-- I think they're laughing with me...
Sure, I look like Corbin Bleu. Yeah, FUCK YOU.
