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Schills

About Me

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.As for a job, I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and wouldn't you know it, the army cuts my disability pension because they said that the plate in my head wasn't big enough.I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who understands that moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty and Scott Baio (see Heroes section)

My Blog

Regulator's 2006 "Juicy Style"

Just released from Schill's new album is the full version of Regulators:  RegulatorsWe regulate any whoring of his propertyAnd we damn good tooBut you can't beat any whore off the street,Gotta b...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 07:24:00 GMT

She's Juicy

I wrote this song for a certain "Juicy Whore" in my life.  It kind of sounds like Run DMC's "It's Tricky" but they stole the song from me. Its called "She's Juicy".This speech is my recital, I th...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 09:24:00 GMT