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Brady the Vodka Slayer

I’m like a Guy Ritchie film, that was directed by Tarantino.

About Me


Friend, Lover, Emotional spare tire....
I would say, I'm a bit like Vin Diesel in XXX with a better sense of humor. I think my friends would say I'm cool to hang with, keep life fun, intelligent, loyal, outgoing, creative and the best of friends or worst of enemies.. But they lie a lot... ;)
If you argue with me, you will lose. If you win, cherish that moment and let the world know about it. You will be put you on a pedestal as high as the stars. But, know this, I don't argue about things I don't know. After all, if I don't listen once in a while, how will continue to learn so I can win my next debate???? Book "worm," I think not...
A quote from author Hunter S. Thompson:
"don't take life so seriously. You'll never live through it."
Also, Im an ASE certified Master Auto Technician and have my own small business on the side modifying anything with an engine. I fabricate suspension systems, add turbos/superchargers, air bags/hydraulics, alternative fuel conversions, drive train swaps, gears and traction devices, roll cages. You name it.
PS. Food tastes better when I cook, because I sing to it. :)
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You are Iron Man Iron Man 100% Green Lantern 85% Catwoman 75% The Flash 70% Spider-Man 65% Superman 60% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 50% Robin 50% Batman 30% Hulk 30% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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I likes to get dirty.. ;)

My Interests

Cars, motorcycles (on and off road), self improvement, 4 wheeling, snowboarding, water sports, fishing, road trips, video games, shooting pool, shooting guns, racquet ball, UFC fights, sports, just about anything that can potentially injure me, camping, I love to have a few drinks and get my boogie on, I am all about the comedy!!! Dane Cook, Mitch Hedberg, Brian Regan, any live show, or just chillen with my feet up....Oh, and I loves the womens. :)


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What Combat Weaponry Are You?
M-134 "Mini-Gun"
A true brute, you have a "presence" every where you go. You can take on any opponent with little effort, your dependable and your reputation does the talking.

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What kind of muscle car are you?

1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.


DAMN!!! This is so true!!!! =)
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I'd like to meet:


Well, lets see. Aren't we all here to meet "new" people? Get a fresh face and ideas into our lives? Find that special Someone? Hell, I don't know. Columbus discovered a whole new world when he set sail on a voyage..... Some feminine company is always nice too. ;)

I like a woman who can dress to impress during the week, and throw a mud ball at you on the weekend. Someone whos a skeptic, but willing to give a chance. If you melt in the rain, you arent for me.. Some class with sass and a bit of competitiveness is good for the spirit. Can you laugh at your follies? Do you have follies? How often do you feed your follies? Do you take your follies for walks regularly? Are they indoor or outdoor follies? Do you know what follies are? Hey, did you just Google follies? Ha HA!!! I caught you!!!

PS. A night on the town with "The Continental" would be cool.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - TheSurvey
Name: Brady Webb
Birthday: 4/29/75
Birthplace: Seattle
Current Location: Renton
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark brown/none.
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: 1/2 black 1/2 white
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: People in need.
Your Fears: Amputation.
Your Perfect Pizza: Papa Murphy's Chicago. (modified)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finally change my name to "Hugh G. Rection"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "he he heeeeeeeee"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sweeeeet, no hangover!! =)
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm happy with the whole package....
Your Bedtime: not too late, not too early. (that's subjective)
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot it.
Pepsi or Coke: I don't do coke, and i rarely drink Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK before 10:30am. Then Mcky D's
Single or Group Dates: single at first, then groups are fine with me.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Do they have to be iced?
Chocolate or Vanilla: He he heeeee. How bout 1/2 and 1/2?? =)
Cappuccino or Coffee: Crappaccino
Do you Smoke: Not tobacco
Do you Swear: At times. Motherfu@*$r...
Do you Sing: Hell yah!!
Do you Shower Daily: You have to ask? Don't you?? Biatch!!
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Not really..
Do you want to get Married: That topic will take some explaining...
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I can fly...
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yah, but I have to work at it...
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, but not too sexy for my shirt...
Are you a Health Freak: I freak if i'm not healthy.. Is that the same?
Do you get along with your Parents: I love them!!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only if I have my kite and a key handy..
Do you play an Instrument: Air guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, osiffer, I didn't dwink what you twat i drunk.
In the past month have you Smoked: Only as a religious celebration at 4:20.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: See line above.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Do Exes count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes... Damn I hate the Malls...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: He he heeeee. There we go with the B/W thing again..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I don't know her well enough yet..
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hell yah!! Don't let me get the Mic in front of some people!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Does fallin off a Motorcycle count?
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Ask me again in August.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just the for mentioned stage.
Ever been Drunk: Shit... Dont remind me... :P
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yah!! =) I love that more than being called a Dork!!
Ever been Beaten up: Not in a long wile..
Ever Shoplifted: I plead the fifth... O=)
How do you want to Die: Late in life, peacefully.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wouldn't change much..
What country would you most like to Visit: A place with white sandy beaches and clear water.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Both, right and left...
Favourite Hair Color: Umm, not grey...
Short or Long Hair: Up or down stairs?
Height: About right here...
Weight: Not too much for me to carry..
Best Clothing Style: Few and tight! =)
Number of Drugs I have taken: Lets see... 1, 2, 6... Yah, 6 sounds good..
Number of CDs I own: More than Morgan Stanley.
Number of Piercings: 4, for now.
Number of Tattoos: soon to be one big one. (need to find someone to trust)
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Less than the number of drugs I've taken..

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Just typical day with my friends...

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Music:


The Alice in Chains concert KICKED ASS!! =)
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Rap, Tool, Audio Slave, Metallica, Primus, James Brown, Jimmy Hendrix. Mostly anything that isn't Country. And, PLAY IT LOUD!!! OOOOO, and I gotta have my Soundgarden and Sublime!!! (I just got NIN and my head exploded!)

Movies:


Fear and Loathing, Pulp fiction, Guy Riche and Tarantino films, Kung Fu type films, new and old westerns, Anything funny or action. I dig the films that are so stupid they are funny. The ones you have to "take them for what they were meant to be." Oh. And, Johnny Depp is a kick ass actor.. There, I said it!!!

Television:


Discovery, Spike, Comedy Central, TLC, CSI, THC, (did I say THC?) Adult Swim, South Park, Family Guy.

Books:


Most of what I read is to learn.

Heroes:


The only TRUE Heroes, (as I see it) are our service men and women who live and die to protect the rights of people around the world. My hat's off to you.

OH, and killer Clown Girls are sexy...

My Blog

"Don't buy gas" Fuck.. You think that works?!?!?

OK.. I keep getting these damn "don't buy gas" on such and such day messages.. They are bulletins, emails, text messages on my fuckin cell phone.. If you know that is a bunch of crap, you can stop rea...
Posted by Brady the Vodka Slayer on Mon, 07 May 2007 09:01:00 PST

Do You have any of it??

If you have it, you don't need it. If you need it, you don't have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more if it, you don't need less of it. You need it, to get it, and you certainly ...
Posted by Brady the Vodka Slayer on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST

A song for all the fake Fuckers who wanna add me..

Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence One step from lashing out at you... You want in to get under my skin And call yourself a friend I've got more friends like you What do I do? Is there n...
Posted by Brady the Vodka Slayer on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:00:00 PST

Life, feeds on life, feeds on life, feeds on life....

And the angel of the lord came unto mesnatching me up from my place of slumber.And took me on high and higher stilluntil we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.And he brought me into a vast far...
Posted by Brady the Vodka Slayer on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 09:58:00 PST

Attitude, is EVERYTHING!!!

John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I wo...
Posted by Brady the Vodka Slayer on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:38:00 PST

Great dayz should never end.

As a new day arrives, and soon fades away.   I find myself learning, in ever new ways.   Today I found, I lost a nice chance.   For my Bike and I, to once again dance.   ...
Posted by Brady the Vodka Slayer on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 09:59:00 PST

same life time, new life channel.

As we move through life, day to day. We find strong reasons, for minds to stray.   Life is and was, and forever will be. The greatest game, with the greatest of fees.   Just to live, we will...
Posted by Brady the Vodka Slayer on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 05:51:00 PST