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randers

About Me

I get a new comb for christmas every year, but I've lost all three of them. Therefore I'm either cursed or a unique cliche (ergo an oxymoron). And my hair is as messy as my back pocket is empty. And I got no ass, so I really need xmas to come early this year.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

my chromosomes, reciprocal eloquence, the little redhaired girl, Marcel Marceau (finally made it to the other side of that bothersome fucking wall, God bless), a bonafide lollipop tree, the guy that killed the guy who killed 10 grizzly bears with only a sharp rock, David Attenborough, the happy little elves, bi-pedal bodies of lascivious water, Klaus Kinski, the unlucky person I ran over a couple of times a couple of nights ago, Galileo (promiscuous genius), Isaac Newton (genius virgin), crazy Jesus, the color blue playing woodwinds, them, sobriety, Chuck Brown and Snoopy, a true hedonist, the fabled 5 Chinese Brothers, "exotic" odors, an overrated martian, Jane Jetson (Cosmo Spacely can watch, but he has to pay $100) Warren the Ape then there's this...

My Blog

i’ve never met an insect that i didn’t want to stick in my mouth

you know who you are...  cause i ate you.
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 10:42:00 GMT

whoops, i think i just mp3’d on your lawn...

not your lawn, stupid.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 15:29:00 GMT

random

no difference between living forever or dying forever.  philosophy is an ineffable stance and it no longer has a defense due to our own self-indulgent rape of our own perfunctory s...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:23:00 GMT

squishy

what ever happened to the ephemeral muppets squishy 'n tinkle?  i miss the furriness of 70's porn.
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:34:00 GMT