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Hi I am Alena and I am going to tell you about my friend Zach. so, Zach is a great guy. He has the coolest shoes in our whole school. So here is the story about Mr. Zach Quale. Zach Quale was born April 19th 1989 in the Tiger pen at the Newport Aquarium. At 8 months old Zach started his own fitness show for toddlers on PBS Kids. It was titled, Baby Zach's workout. He continued his show until his fifth birthday. April 19th 1994 he announced his resignation at the beginning of his last show. He took a break for a little over a year, and then in October 24th 1996 he invented post it notes. After the invention of the post it note. Zach Quale donated 1 million dollars to neat shoes for herpes victims. Zach felt that he wanted to share his love with shoes with the less fortunate. Zach then took his parents to the Bahamas and lived on the island St, Thomas for about 3 years, sipping kool-aid from coconut spill proof cups. He then took ballroom dancing lessons and won 1st place on the very popular show "So You Think You Can Dance.." in the year 1999. His parents then decided to put Zach in the care of someone else for a while, as they chose to be groupies and travel the world with the famous band Smashing Pumpkins. To take care of Zach they chose their very close friend Jay-Z. For the 2 1/2 years that he was in the care of Jay-Z he became addicted to rap music. And later came out with a Compact Disc entitled, "Z.Q - UNIT". His C.D was number one on the charts for a year straight. and in 2002 he wrote a book entitled " Sniffing the Glue of Post It Notes." The book had record sales. But a company called Enron filed a lawsuit against Zach saying the book was very inappropriate. Zach tried to find a lawyer but many told him that Enron would swallow him whole and poop him out and then shove him in a box, mail it to his parents and say "HERES YOUR SON!" So Zach decided to defend himself in court, The jury declared That Zach was innocent and "had served Enron’s ass to them on a silver platter,...with French fried Potatoes." in 2004 Zach played several shows. He sang, danced, played drums, guitar, piano, and violin all at the same time. The band that opened up for him was Death Cab For Cutie. In the year 2005 Zach was a guest star on his favorite show, The O.C. A week later he was asked to be a guest star on Grey's Anatomy where he played a temporary brain surgeon. After that Zach thought he would take a break. The brain surgery wore him out. He now resides in the beautiful rolling hills of Waldport Oregon, and attends the 23-time award winning school Waldport High.