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There's No Hell, Only France!

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About Me

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I'm Perry, I live in a town called Vandorf in Canada, you don't know where that is. I like numerous things, primarily stencils, film, writing, and friends. I am an anarchist(please look up what that means and ask me on my personal beliefs before giving me bullshit about it). I believe there is a god-like-being, but I know if I was that "god" I'd be pissed if people made assumptions about me, so I'm not going to. Want to know more? You'll have to meet me................................................/

My Interests

LOTS AND LOTS! MOVIES, MUSIC, FRIENDS, WEIRD LOOKING STUFF, ALOT AND ALOT!

I'd like to meet:

I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let that vehicle or the personal contents thereof come to harm. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid. Don't forget it--etch it in your brain. Not many people got a code to live by anymore.

Music:

I like something from essentially every genre of music but here is a list of a few (well alot) of my favorite bands in no particular order. System of a Down, Frank Zappa/The Mother's of Invention, Mindless Self Indulgence, GWAR, The Bloodhound Gang, Planetakis, Death From Above 1979, grand:pm, The White Stripes, The Ripcordz, Sex Pistols/Public Image Ltd., The Distillers, The Exploited, Wu-Tang Clan, Absynthe Minded, AC/DC, Bad Religion, At the Drive-In, The Butthole Surfers, The Dandy Warhols, Dead Kennedys, The Dropkick Murpheys, Family Force 5, Jimi Hendrix, The Goodyear Pimps, Matthew Good Band, Lesbians on Ecstasy, Peaches, The Misfits, NOFX, Zeke, Planes Mistaken for Stars, Rise Against, Tenacious D, Tub Ring, The Tragically Hip, Rob Zombie, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Postal Service, Zombie Nation, Project 86, Calibretto 13, Flogging Molly, The Doors, The Offspring, DraculaZombieUSA, Dragonforce, Broder Daniel, Crush Luther, Alice Cooper, Queen, The Offspring, They Might Be Giants

Movies:

Shaun of the Dead, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil’s Rejects, Dog Soldiers, The Monster Squad, Shortbus, Evil Alien Conquerors, Pirates of the Caribbean, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, Mars Attacks, The Great Dictator, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Saw, Night of the Living Dead (1968), Friday the 13th (1 through 11), 28 Days Later, Young Frankenstein, Robin Hood Men in Tights, The Omen (originals), Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Evil Dead (1 and 2), She Demons, FUBAR, Anchorman, Hostage, Fucking Åmål, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Baby Snakes, The Royal Tenenbaums, Reefer Madness, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Return of the Living Dead, The Descent, Falling Down, The Mangler Reborn, Repo Man, Natural Born Killers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, V for Vendetta, Eraserhead, A Clockwork Orange, Night of the Living Dorks, Hatchet, The Matrix, Shaft (1999), Boss Nigger, The Negotiator, Dead and Breakfast, Death Sentence, Many many more.

Television:

Scrubs, The Sean Cullen Show, and Saturday Night Live. I like alot more but those are the only three shows that I would leave a funeral early for and Sean Cullen Show's cancelled so I guess that's down to two shows.

Books:

Lemony Snicket's a Series of Unfortunate Events, Shut Your Mouth by Daniel Handler, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson, The Long Hard Road Out of Hell by Marilyn Manson, Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson, Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson, The Time Machine by H.G. Wells, Garfield by Jim Davis, Dilbert by Scott Adams, Zits, The Far Side by Garry Larson (so amazing)

Heroes:

Charlie Chaplin. He made a great movie called the Great Dictator that was making fun of Adolf Hitler. The thing is he made it in 1939 when Adolf was loved by America so that took balls plus he made a sweet ass movie.

My Blog

Used anal douche inside a Doritos bag

So for the past 72+ hours I have been without internet, as a result I have had very little entertainment due to where I live and also have been unable to do homework. Thusly I have written a story, ...
Posted by There's No Hell, Only France! on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:38:00 PST

a medium that sucks

So in english class we are doing a poetry unit. As such I was forced to write poems (which wasn't bad as I quite like poetry). Anywho although not quite to the same standard as my stories (which I hop...
Posted by There's No Hell, Only France! on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:08:00 PST

It's been to fucking long my friend

So for the past 29 hours I have not been the happiest of people so I present to you, after a long long break, another of my bastardized creations. I was quite upset and eager to finish so it's a wee b...
Posted by There's No Hell, Only France! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:36:00 PST

friendship is rare...

Alright so a friend asked me, quite a while ago actually, to write a particular story and I did so, but for some reason haven't bothered posting it until now so here it is. Jenn was his best friend. ...
Posted by There's No Hell, Only France! on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:13:00 PST

Prank Patrol needs more stabbings.

Okay so here's a new story for all of you, done while tired as shit in a summer school class. Comments are appreciated, unless they're bad, in which case I'd keep an eye open while in bed if I were ...
Posted by There's No Hell, Only France! on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:57:00 PST

blog that's actually a blog

Okay my family is made up of some of the most stubborn people in existance (myself included). None of us cares about the opinions of each other, well not true, we care about each other and their opino...
Posted by There's No Hell, Only France! on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:59:00 PST

what the fuck is quixotic?

okay another story by yours truely, as with most of my stories I think the ending sucks but I still like the rest of it so if you have nothing better to do, read the following (if you have something b...
Posted by There's No Hell, Only France! on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:50:00 PST

I hate myself for loving these.

Okay so here comes yet another story so soon due to encouragement from others. It's a long one and the ending doesn't especially satisfy me but aside from that I think it's a fairly good little demoni...
Posted by There's No Hell, Only France! on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

Another of these damned things in less than 24 hours.

Okay so I was having trouble paying attention in class today (as I often do) and so I wrote this really crappy story that is probablly one of the worst stories you'll ever read but I'm proud of my dem...
Posted by There's No Hell, Only France! on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 06:08:00 PST

Can't Believe I'm writing another blog.

Okay so here it goes. Another Fucking entry into this stupid blog.I was on messenger and one of my contacts was not responding to a single thing I said (I don't know if she wasn't actually there or if...
Posted by There's No Hell, Only France! on Wed, 31 May 2006 09:14:00 PST