22 WORST things you can say to a police officer: |
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged n. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doi... Posted by windwalker on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:39:00 PST |
Cunninlynguists - Rain Lyrics |
[Kno]The saddest thing I ever learned is relationships don't lastOr maybe I just feel that way cause of my pastBad memories get to me when I drink mad Hennesseyfeeling cold and alone even when I got m... Posted by windwalker on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 01:35:00 PST |
My top 10 most memorable moments about ODB: |
10) Ozzy Osbourne and ODB produce a song for South Park SOundtrack9) ODB takes out is fake teeth on MTV interview and shows how tootless he really is8) Blasting "Dog Shit" with melanie 4AM in the morn... Posted by windwalker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
lost or found? (love poem) |
Why do I feel the way I do, about you?
Why my heart has been stung by you?
Your appearance makes my heart shake like petal tips of a rose under a hurricane.
Your sexy body, your splendid smile, and... Posted by windwalker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Wolf (food for thought) |
The indigenous people take a double edge blade and cover it with blood and they place the blade in the ice so only the blade is protruding. The wolf is hungry and wants to eats so he smells the blood ... Posted by windwalker on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |