"I am a sick man...I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased." Fyodor Dostoevsky
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audrey hepburn
ted williams
gandhi
albert camus
wes anderson
george carlin
kurt vonnegut
david gordon green
the dalai lama
keith moon
joseph grubbs (again)
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The Black Angel
People Iced: Thirty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Twelve
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: Four
Biggest Enemy: Ruprick
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AMBROSE BIERCE: "The fact is, that of your own sanity you have no evidence that's any better than some lunatic who thinks he's Ulysses S. Grant or Jesus H. Christ. I certainly have no evidence of mine. For all I know you don't exist. Everything around me may be fictions of my disordered imagination."
MARK TWAIN: "Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place."
MOHANDAS GANDHI: "I came to the conclusion long ago that all religions were true and also that all had some error in them, and whilst I hold by my own, I should hold others as dear as Hinduism. So we can only pray, if we are Hindus, not that a Christian should become a Hindu But our innermost prayer should be a Hindu should be a better Hindu, a Muslim a better Muslim, a Christian a better Christian."
WILLIAM FAULKNER: "Some things you must always be unable to bear. Some things you must never stop refusing to bear. Injustice and outrage and dishonor and shame. No matter how young you are or how old you have got. Not for kudos and not for cash. Your picture in the paper nor money in the bank, neither. Just refuse to bear them."
JASON MOLINA: "You never hear me talk about one day getting out/
Why put a new address on the same old loneliness/
Everybody knows where that is/
We built that house of his/
And when he's not home/
Someone else you know always is/
If Heaven's really coming back/
I hope it has a heart attack/
When they see how dangerous it is for guys like that/
The night has always known when it's time to get going/
When it's really been so long that it starts showing/
It's always had that ghost who always almost/
Tells me the Secret/
How there's really no difference in who he was once/
And who he's become/
Everything you hated me for... Honey there was so much more/
I just didn't get busted./
But I'm not looking for an easy way out/
This whole life it's been about/
Try and try and try/
And try and try and try/
To be simple again"
KURT VONNEGUT: "You hate America, don't you?" she said.
"That would be as silly as loving it," I said. "It's impossible for me to get emotional about it, because real estate doesn't interest me. It's no doubt a great flaw in my personality, but I can't think in terms of boundaries. Those imaginary lines are as unreal to me as elves and pixies. I can't believe that they mark the end or the beginning of anything of real concern to the human soul. Virtues and vices, pleasures and pains cross boundaries at will."
JACK KEROUAC: "I hope it is true that a man can die and yet not only live in others but give them life, and not only life, but that great consciousness of life."
LEO TOLSTOY: "Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
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