TO[I]LET

I'm Lotte. With umlauts on the E.
I am a human being

Sometimes I read books whilst walking and bang in to lamp posts.

I grew on a tree
In a faraway land
of warmth and sunlight.

I was brought over by accident in a shipment of satsumas.

my mother was very suprised when she found me at the bottom of a mesh bag of citrus treats, but soon learned to love me,
feeding me on scraps from her small sea-front bakery and taking me for daily walks around the local park
where I occasionaly scrapped with dogs.
I'm a PESCItarian who doesnt really like fishy things.
l will, however, eat small easy to catch children. Obviously.

I enjoy the simple things in life.
like finding unexpected money on your oyster card.

often, I find I am tying myself in knots when I am alone.
I enjoy entertainment and mental stimulation.