Yo!
I was born in Oldham and was adopted by Natalie and Andy after me mam couldn't be bothered looking after me and i jumped out of a top floor cage as the other cats were right tossers and I just had to get out of there.
I moved to Boro and used to stay in a lot as my dad thought I'd get beaten up cos I'm well cute, but my mam let me out, but the feral cats are well whack. So now I spend my days asleep on my special chair and the bed and my nights hanging out on the bed with mam and dad and my gimpy sister who is WELL annoying
We also have a thing that lives downstairs. I'm not sure about it, but the gimp likes to go see it and I go sniff it sometimes. It stinks!