SlickSauges

Adam Webster, a drum veteran from Phoenix moves to sandy in search for a good metal fan to claim the guitars. he found that person at Valley High School in Allison Powers' class. Colton Hill guitar sauge was able to keep up with Adam's barbaric ddrumshredding(who new one could shred on drums?) searching for someone who is willing to sacrifice their lungs and high pitch mouth noise, a string plucker capable of being one of the few of his kind where he will be praised for being what he is, someone with lightning fingers and will be called "keymaster" that will be capable of bringing the goosebumps soaring out of our skin, and a string ripper with the abilities of solidity, complexity, and feeling. guys this isn't music...this is music with a big dose of awesome on it's list of ingredients. Colton (me) was born in the ghettos of Sandy UT, his (my) life was changed when he (me) heard the album Countdown To Extinction... then he (me) forgot about it about twenty minutes later and started listening to crappy bands again. He (me, taco) finds great pleasure in being mediocre at almost everything and likes talking about tacos... taco? He (me) dislikes people with large noses (this comment was not aimed at jews (Colton (me) has no known ties with Hitler) or people with large noses). He (me) likes money (it is not a crime no matter what Pink Floyd lyrics say), he (me) likes eggs and ripping countless riffs off of bands that nobody has ever heard of, he (me) taco? His (mine) shred style sounds like PANTERA!!! without the caps and without 3 exclamation points but with at least one exclamation point... for example instead of sounding like PANTERA!!! he (me) sounds like pantera! Beware for some day you will hear his (my) shredding over the radio and you will say "wow! he (Colton (me)) truly does bring a whole new definition to the word mediocrity!"