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About Me

i love me. im not crazy, weird, different, loony, or messed up... i'm just me and me = unique. i'm a daydreamer, a space-cadet, a thinker. i get lost in thought every other second. i'm a walking oxymoron. i'm a walking contradiction. i'm a walking accident in the making. i think my biggest problem is hurting myself... unintentionally of course. there is not one day where i don't either trip over my feet, bang into a sharp corner, or smack my head off of things. i don't know how it happens, but it does. im a princess and i love pigs. i love shopping (yes i am a shopaholic! the mannequins bow down to greet me when i arrive!) i love nintendo. im a 1980's freak. i like to have control of my life and everything i do. im a leader and a follower. a know-it-all and yet never know anything. im slow at comebacks, stoopidly sarcastic, and totally spastic when im stressed. i can drive you nuts but you'll love me anyways. i love my family and friends and they mean the world to me. im fabulous, fun, ditzy, and a big dork. im me.
Which "Saved By The Bell" Character Are You?
Name: princess
Birthdate: february 3rd 1981
Birthplace: long island new york
Current Location: manhattan new york
Eye Color: sometimes blue and sometimes green
Hair Color: brunette
Height: 5'2" -seriously i am!
Weight: hahahaha!!
Piercings: 2 in each ear and one in my belly button
Tatoos: 1 it says princess right above my tushy :)
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: not at the moment
Overused Phraze: so this one time...
FAVORITES
Food: yes please
Candy: mmm sweet
Number: of what? oh infinity
Color: clear... just kidding... pink :)
Animal: piggies!! and icelandic ponies and palomino horses and unicorns :D
Drink: water
Alcohol Drink: long islands- hey gotta represent
Bagel: new york-- essa bagels :)
Letter: z
Body Part on Opposite sex: hahah!! seriously?? um... lips
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: rootbeer
McDonalds or BurgerKing: icky icky icky id seriously rather eat poop
Strawberry or Watermelon: mmm both!
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla mint
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: both are sooper fun!
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: depends on my mood
Summer or Winter: winter- its more snuggly and cuddly fun!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny movies
Love or Money: i love money :) and i love love too :D
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever my eyelids give up and close
Most Missed Memory: growing up in the '80s
Best phyiscal feature: apparently my rump roast :p
First Thought Waking Up: "shit i slept thru my alarm again" followed by a mild heart attack and frantically getting ready
Goal for this year: lose 3 years worth of weight gain
Best Friends: you know who you are :D
Weakness: cute boys :p
Fears: crashing in an airplane
Heritage: mutt- irish, scottish, english, norwegian, russian, and polish
Longest relationship: about 2 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: drank what? bleach? laundry detergent? glue? none to all.. if by consumption of an alcoholic beverage then... duh!
Ever Smoked: yes i did and no i don't now
Pot: have i pot? potted a plant? peed in the pot? boiled water in a pot? well yes. have i smoked pot? yes
Ever been Drunk: ugh yes...
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: by accident... was meant more for joking around and i swear my fist has a mind of its own...
Ever Shoplifted: no
Ever Skinny Dipped: duh! in my bathtub by myself :p
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blues and greens
Favorite Hair Color: as long as it doesn't resemble packets of kool-aid i think any will do
Short or Long: short or long hair?? or what? if its hair than short! long hair?? ewww
Height: taller than me! like taller taller than me! not like an inch taller than me.
Style: jeans and a t-shirt
Looks or Personality: um both duh!
Hot or Cute it's like asking if i want sprinkles or jimmies on my ice cream... hello! they're both the same! my final answer is both
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol
Muscular or Really Skinny: mmm muscular :D skinny and scrawny?? ick
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: no regrets and everybody wang chung tonight
What country do you want to Visit: italy!
How do you want to Die: i'll let you know when i do
Been to the Mall Lately: um hello! duh! i'm a girl! what do you think?!!
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Get along with your Parents: yup!
Health Freak: just about
Do you think your Attractive: duh! im fabulous!
Believe in Yourself: im starting to
Want to go to College: just to go watch penn state games! WE ARE... PENN STATE!
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: as loud as i can!
Want to get Married: someday
Do you want Children: of course!
Have your future kids names planned out: shh... yes but don't tell anyone! my future prince charming might read this and get freaked out!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: well i am no longer an earthquake virgin... i felt my first earthquake march 1st 2006 at the age of 25. it was a 3.4 on the richter... i must say i NEVER EVER wanna experience that again
Hate anyone: not anymore... why make yourself suffer over someone whose not worth the time?? move on!
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You Are Deb!
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You are Maryiln Monroe
A classic tortured beauty
You're the dream girl of many men
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Your Birthdate: February 3
You are more than a big ball of energy - you are a big ball of hyper.
You are always on the go, but you don't have a type a personality.
Instead of channeling your energy into work, you instead go for fun and adventure.
Witty and verbal, you can have an interesting conversation with anyone.
Your strength: Your larger than life imagination
Your weakness: You tend to be pretty scattered
Your power color: Lime
Your power symbol: Lightening bolt
Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
You Are 14 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Adriana Lima
You are wild,crazy,exotic, and love to wear as little as possible!
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My Interests

being a fabulous art director, watching tv, shopping, eating, talking, sleeping, baking, cooking, reading, comedy, winter snow, PENN STATE FOOTBALL, hanging with friends, having fun, getting pampered, dressing up, lounging around, making funny faces, collecting pigs, painting, decorating, laughing, dancing, being unique and not like someone else. I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

I'd like to meet:

someone who'll spend money on me. oh and my prince charming... and tiki barber and eli manning

Music:

i love music.

Movies:

i love movies.

Television:

i love tv, im addicted... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

i love books.

Heroes:

i love heroes, i love super mario.

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My Blog

cottage cheese thighs and dimpled tushies

As if going to the gym is hard enough for me, dealing with my own insecurities and jiggily bits, I DO NOT WHATSOEVER NEED TO SEE YOUR JIGGILY BITS. I have no idea why women think its appropriate and e...
Posted by hey look! the fat one made a funny! on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:34:00 PST

me vs. me

so as most of you know, i can't keep a hair style very long without getting incredibly bored with it... granted my hairstyles are never drastic enough that they shock you, but drastic in a way where i...
Posted by hey look! the fat one made a funny! on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:24:00 PST

stuck in a moment and i ruined it.

i have a handicap... something that needs either heavy medication, or put-on-the-strait-jacket-and-throw-me-in-a-padded-room-so-i- can-think-about-what-i-did therapy. hi my name is danielle and i am so...
Posted by hey look! the fat one made a funny! on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:34:00 PST

"sex and the city" by, jackie o.

Is it something I'm doing wrong, or do I just attract men from another planet?? Not men from Earth, not even from Mars... No, I attract men from like Uranus. Men that are still boys, men that are over...
Posted by hey look! the fat one made a funny! on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST

START SPREADING THE NEWS... :)

I'M LEAVING TODAY!! I WANNA BE A PART OF IT... NEW YORK NEEEEW YOOOOOOOOORRRK!! THESE VAGABOND SHOES ARE LONGING TO STRAY AND MAKE A BRAND NEW START OF IT... NEW YORK NEW YOOOOOORK!! I WANNA WAKE UP I...
Posted by hey look! the fat one made a funny! on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:55:00 PST

the interview queen

so i've been to new york for job interviews for the 4th time last week. i was hoping this would be it, my final break. that i could just call up my friends and family and say "hey guess what?? I GOT A...
Posted by hey look! the fat one made a funny! on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:07:00 PST

what??

so as most of you know by now, i have joined the ranks of unemployment and had to move home (to my new home in portland). i no longer live in california, and living at home has its ups and downs. but ...
Posted by hey look! the fat one made a funny! on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 01:09:00 PST

just another kernal waiting to be popped

Why is it so hard to find a job?? And why is it that companies always want you to have so many years experience before they will hire you, when you are trying to GET that experience so you CAN get hi...
Posted by hey look! the fat one made a funny! on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 07:53:00 PST

the oregon trail

i've been a west coaster for 3 years now, and being 3000 miles away from my family and friends for that long royally sucks. i grew up in a small ass town called johnstown in pennsylvania, where the am...
Posted by hey look! the fat one made a funny! on Tue, 16 May 2006 09:18:00 PST

Shhh... It's a secret

So I just bought this book called "PostSecret: Extraordinary Confessions from Ordinary Lives" compiled by, Frank Warren. He randomly gave out postcards to whomever would take them and put them in pla...
Posted by hey look! the fat one made a funny! on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 01:40:00 PST