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Shana

Stimulate, imagine, experience, be connected

About Me


Name: Shana
Birthdate: 6/6 - devil child!
Birthplace: Texas
Current Location: Brooklyn
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 132
Piercings: none
Tatoos: none
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: none
Overused Phraze: "none"
FAVORITES
Food: Szechuan hot oil dumplings
Candy: Maple sugar lumps
Number: 6
Color: sea green
Animal: penguin or miniature tiger
Drink: water
Alcohol Drink: pinot noir
Bagel: the one I ate on Saturday. Awww, I loved it so!
Letter: S
Body Part on Opposite sex: treasure trail
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: gross - neither
McDonalds or BurgerKing: they're both nasty
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: oooh, it's a tie
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee
Kiss or Hug: kiss
Dog or Cat: cat
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: 11:30pm
Most Missed Memory: how would I know to miss it if the memory was gone?
Best phyiscal feature: youthful skin
First Thought Waking Up: must pee
Goal for this year: I don't arrange my life this way...
Best Friends: Poo, Carrie, Kelli, Xtophe, my Mom
Weakness: talking smack
Fears: abandonment, falling, octopus strangulation
Heritage: Half Irish, then English, Norwegian and Spanish
Longest relationship: 9 years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yes
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: yes
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: sorta
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: Had a break-up, but wasn't dumped
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: light brown
Short or Long: mullet
Height: tall
Style: cool yet casual. No metrosexuals.
Looks or Personality: both are mandatory
Hot or Cute cute
Drugs and Alcohol: sure
Muscular or Really Skinny: skinny
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: god only knows
What country do you want to Visit: Sweden, Japan, Australia
How do you want to Die: sacrificed to the gods in a volcano
Been to the Mall Lately: negative
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Get along with your Parents: yes
Health Freak: pretty much
Do you think your Attractive: yes
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: been there done that
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yes!
Do you Sing: yes!!
Want to get Married: whoa there, we only just met!
Do you want Children: not sure
Have your future kids names planned out: I have my future pets' names planned out
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: none of your beeswax
Hate anyone: yes
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests

Adventure, scandal, summer camp, details about daily life from different historical periods, queer theory, human and pet psychology, multi-syllabic vocabulary words, astrological profiling, serial killer profiling, ayurvedic fasting, multi-culti dance classes, Britney Spears' class issues, deep dark secrets (tell me yours - I'll keep them for you), weird religious practises (Mormons, you know what I mean), sewing and creating costumes, wordsmithery, irrational celebrity hatred (die, Mariah Carey and Robin Williams), Glenda - my 19 year-old cat (RIP), Critical Mass, Burning Man, verbal games, playing 'what would you rather do?', drumming

I'd like to meet:

Smart interesting people, my doppelganger, a talking mannequin

Music:

Sufjan Stevens, Peter Bjorn and John, Aimee Mann, Led Zeppelin, Cool Calm Pete, Elliott Smith, Tori Amos, Journey, the musicals West Side Story, Evita, Hair, Jesus Christ Superstar and Spring Awakening, Love, MC Solar, Wyclef Jean, Jonathan Edwards, Outkast, Phish, Res, Madonna

Movies:

West Side Story, Harold and Maude, The Sound of Music, all Hitchcock, old John Waters, La Petite Voleuse, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Drumline, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, Fun, Parents, Grey Gardens, Gosford Park, Heavenly Creatures, Little Darlings, Valley Girl, Mysterious Skin, Breakfast at Tiffany's

Television:

Arrested Development, The Office (UK version), The State, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Mr. Show, Reno 911, South Park, Curb your Enthusiasm, Intervention ("you have hurt me in the following ways...")

Books:

Some of my all-time favorites: PG Wodehouse, EF Benson, Katherine Harrison, AM Homes, Martin Amis (The Rachel Papers!), Sarah Waters (Fingersmith!), Pat Califia, Margaret Atwood, JK Rowling, Edward Eager, David Sedaris, Up in the Air, Pattern Recognition, The Secret History, The Corrections, Perfume, Cruddy, Vox, Lap Dancing for Mommy, Bel Canto, Diary of a Teenage Girl, and many more.

Heroes:

Huck Finn, the mayor of Bogota, Leslie Feinberg, Amy Sedaris

My Blog

RD Laing quote to chew on...

The speech was pointless.  The finger was speechless.
Posted by Shana on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:19:00 PST

Your kinks, according to the zodiac...

I'm reading a new astrology book called "Sextrology" that breaks down people's kinks and turn-ons by male/female, and straight/gay. Here are the supposed kinks and turn-ons for QUEER WOMEN, accordin...
Posted by Shana on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 08:54:00 PST