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I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

WHATEVER POISONS IN THIS BOTTLE,LEFT ME BROKEN, SORE AND STIFF! THERES A GENIE AT THE BOTTOM,WHO IM SUCKING AT, HE OWES ME ONE LAST WISH! SO HERES A PRESENT, TO LET YOU KNOW I STILL EXIST, I HOPE THE NEXT BOY THAT YOU KISS HAS SOMETHING TERRIBLY CONTAGIOUS ON HIS LIPS!"Good morning gentalmen. How we doing today???" asked Dr. Laurenson. "For me, that is a really difficult question Dr. Laurenson, because the world around me is shrinking, and the four horsemen of the apocolypse are coming to see me today, and there not bringing flowers which just makes it really difficult to get organized!!!" replies Rudy Mckenzie. "And you Mr. Starks?" said Dr. Laurenson. "Im fine." said Jack. "So your ok?," asked Dr. Lauirenson. Well you tell me doc, you think there is something wrong with me? replied Jack. "Your a little under weight," remarked Dr. Laurenson. "Maybe im working if off im my dreams.! Done with the small talk.?" uttered Jack. (THE JACKET!!!)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

BRANDON LEE, BRUCE LEE, TOM PETTY, ROGER WATERS, DAVID GILMOUR, JIMMY PAGE, ROBERT PLANT,JET LI,AL PACINO, ROBERT DENIRO, THE BOONDOCK SAINTS!!!!!! ADRIAN BRODY, KIRA KNIGHTINGLYANYONE WHO IS COOL AND NOT FUCKING INSANE( THIS REFERING MOSTLY TO THE OPPOSITE SEX, THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT ANNE)...................

My Blog

i had to keep this one.. hahahah ESSENTIAL GUY RULES!!!!

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all downFinally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's prettygood.)We always hear "the rules " from the female side.Now here are the rules fr...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:23:00 GMT

the most functional english word,, lol shit so fn tru!!!! thanks D!!!

The most functional English wordHOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILETHE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORDWell, it's shit ... that's right, shit!Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.Consid...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 17:35:00 GMT

second vocab list for male and female,, thanks andrea

Eight Words with two Meanings   1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.   2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.....
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 18:42:00 GMT

Wow im so glad a female posted this first, hehe.and they wonder y guys thinkther fn certifiable

THE WOMEN VOCABULARY   -- totally priceless   Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe ho...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:16:00 GMT

rules of the bar!! so fn funny!! and tru!!!

**Rules of the bar**There's more to it then tipping a glass and acting foolish.1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.2. Always toast before doing a s...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:47:00 GMT

Power of THANKS!!!!! SO FN TRU!! i cant believe someone sent me ....

this on aim email....hahhzhahhahhaha but it is so tru.. so i figured id post..... hahah maybe someone is trying to tell me something Gracias. Danke. Merci. Thanks. Simple words with the power to bind,...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:29:00 GMT

felt like reposting this.. happened july 18th 2006 day i almost died

OK,,, so im taking my students down the shore for a fieldtrip to seaside heights,, and im doin 95 mph in the left lane, 600 yards from the sayerville bridge, and all of the sudden the wheel starts swe...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 16:18:00 GMT

fear is the mindkiller Frank Herbert's Dune

Great fn quote from a great fn book!!!   I must not fear.Fear is the mind-killer.Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.I will face my fear.I will permit it to pass over me and ...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 15:41:00 GMT

i wrote and felt this poem when i was sixteen and the rents threw me out the first time

  FLOATING!!!! I hear your soul, laughing at me, its kind of grey. I see your heart, taunting me, you LOOK away. I feel your body, calling me I touch you, and you cringe When crying is the only t...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 14:04:00 GMT