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William Straley

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About

Hi. Welcome to myspace. I am a male resident of the United State of America. I live Seattle, WA. I test expensive networking related devices for a living, which isn't terribly interesting to talk about. I enjoy reading, quoting silly movies and generally making fun of everything, including myself. I still don't know what I want to do when I grow up, but I'm leaning to several new avenues.

Vitals

Age / Currently, 31, but it changes.
Body / five eleven
Status / Entwined, sweetly.
Hometown / Seattle, WA
Orientation / Straight
Here for / Friends / Networking
Education / A bit of College +
Interests
I like to cook for people and make them nervous by watching them eat intently. Perhaps they think its deliciously poisoned. I enjoy slacking at the guitar. I mainly know 90s covers. I enjoy thinking about preparing to travel. Soonish. I am smarter than some, depending on the day, and not as smart as others. I have a blog, which has a lot more information about me if you're so inclined, here .

Movies

I could write a list of "favorites", but I think it changes. There are permament fixtures, of course. Breakfast Club being one.

Music

I'm all over the place. I like some rock, metal, Jazz, R&B. I am a musician, so I respect and even enjoy some of the geekier prog music.

Linkages

// brainproxy.com - my personal blog on technology, life, business & the web.

// Picasa Web Albums - my photos.

// Wishlist - buy me crap. I won't get attached, I swear.

Comments

Drop me a comment. I am always keen to hear a friendly voice. Comments will not appear on this page though I will receive them.



My Blog

Thanksgiving, 2007

It was an unusually warm Thanksgiving. Yet while the glaciers somewhere were melting due to the coal powered electricity grid which powered the oven for the turkey, good times were had; food was eaten...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:29:00 GMT

Party what??

Thanks for all who made it at the last minute. =) I didn't take to many pictures, I was way to inebriated. View AlbumGet your own
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:22:00 GMT

Dear Portland. Regardless of the testicular problem, turn on your fountain, and throw a man.

Can't say that I would have considered Portland a destination which had much pull. But its certainly a weekend's worth of time which was spent well.Day one started with our departure from home and our...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 10:23:00 GMT

Certain.

Now art has new meaning.The meanings float luxuriouslyLike a handOn the swell of the hipA smell, a tasteSo intoxicatingDrunk with this new perceptionLight dances on table topsWine bursts on the tongue...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 18:42:00 GMT

Tumultuous.

Tumultuous. Reeling, Careening Collision Agonizing, perpetually strategizing Twisting its away you're away A gap of loss The crows feet take flight around your eyes seeing years of promised futures en...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:25:00 GMT

The day I was a parrot.

In the summer 1999, a little seafood restaurant imagined a dream where their mascot would walk the 2 mile stretch down Des Moines Memorial Drive and hand out stickers.  The parrot had to be old e...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:47:00 GMT

People are funny looking.

I am too.If you look at the masses of people out there, especially if you're dating or have dated, its astonishing we hook up at all.Big people, little people.  Strange set of the eyes or crooked...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 00:48:00 GMT

Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel Or Something To That Effect

Excuse me, beautiful, mind if I stand next to you and do some talking? I don't mean to intrude, but I couldn't help but notice that you were sitting all alone and enjoying yourself. There's just one p...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:26:00 GMT

Paradox, Humor and Change.

There comes a time, in life. To pull on your coat, go outside. To taste the vinegar of life, bitter life. To taste the second time, the sweet surprise.        ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:33:00 GMT

Stuff

I've had a problem with consumption in the past.  I like to buy gadgets or things I don't need.  Like an mp3 player.  I have wanted an mp3 player for several years now.  I can affo...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 13:51:00 GMT