I also do WEB DESIGN as a side thing.
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Well, here's a bit about myself. I like to laugh, it makes the days go by, and I incorperate humor into both my life and my friends lives daily. Humor is the only thing that I have found to get me through the tough times, and it make life one helluva good ride. I am really a fanatic of being able to make people laugh, which is always presenting itself to be a challange time and time again. Even if it takes me making a complete ass out of myself, I would more than likely do it just for a laugh :D I sometimes get told that I offend people, which is probably true, although most of the time I am joking. So if you are near me and take some of the things I say seriously my advice to you is to probably adjust your outlook on life, eat a snickers, and walk your ass off a cliff. I like where I live, and although its a hideously boring town my friends make it as enjoyable to live here as physically possible. I have never hurt anyone in my life, (physically doesn't count right?) and it's not a trend I would like to start. I'm not about to turn this into an auto-biography, so if you would like to learn more about me then feel free to message me on AIM -- SN: AnarchyX07.My friends mean the world to me and I would do absolutely anything for them, those of you who are my friends all know that.
MySpace Survey '06
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Name: Chris
Birthdate: July 6, 1985
Birthplace: San Antonio, Texas (I'm so not a redneck)
Current Location: Bumblefuck, PA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde // Brown
Height: 6'0
Weight: 170 lbs
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Ethnicity: I was raised in a South African Tribe of tree people.
Body Type: Athletic, I guess.
Favorite Food: Chicken
Favorite Drink: Water
Baseball Team: Baseball SUCKS, I play hockey, and its the Philadelphia Flyers
(when) Bedtime: I don't have a bed time, is this fucking kindergarden or something?
Favorite Color(s): Blue
Favorite Letter: Favorite letter, honestly, who the fuck has a favorite letter?
Favorite Number: 7, It has been my hockey jersey number for 9 years.
Candy: Hmm, rarely eat this crap, but im gonna go with Take 5.
Favorite Animal: Panther, more importantly Sex Panther, cause it works 60% of the time all the time.
Favorite Messenger: AIM
Screename: AnarchyX07
Favorite Store: Not Wal-Mart...
Most Missed Memory: Being in love
Best Physical Feature: My legs, they're buff.
Overused Phrase: You tell great stories.
First Thought Waking Up: When am I gonna get a girl so I can stop working 80 hours a week.
Goal for this year: Allready achieved, I lost my 30 lbs that I needed to.
Weakness: Beautiful, Intelligent WOMEN
Fears: Rejection
Heritage: I have no idea...
Longest Relationship: Four years...
School's Name: Going to LCCC now, who knows where I will go after that
Favorite TV Show: The Ultimate Fighter
Have You Ever....
Drank: Yeah
Smoked: Nope
Dyed Your Hair: Yeah
Shoplifted: Yeah, I stole a piece of bubble gum from a cheapass video store, I'm one bad mother fucker.
Tried To Do The Splits: No, I don't want my balls to be scattered 10ft apart from eachother.
Tried To Do A Backbend: I think I can do one of these..
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: Yeah, and I succeeded. The russian judge only gave me a 5.0 though, FUCKER!
Tried To Do A Handstand: Yeah, and I lost all my benjamins!
Tried To Act Perfect: Yeah, especially around women..
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: Yeah, I got detention one time for being the liaison for passing a note.
Skinny Dipped: Nope, would like to try this sometime.
Had Sex: Yeah, but not for quite a few years now.
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: Yeah, I miss it :(
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: Uhh, thats pretty gay, unless its a family member.
Been Dumped: Yeah, in the worst way.
Done Drugs: Nope.
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yeah, Not a boyfriend though, thats gay.
Ate Sushi: Nope.
Loved Someone: Yeah, been in love twice.
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: Green
Fav Hair Color: Depends on style
Short or Long Hair: Depends on style
Height: 5'2 - 5'9
Weight: 100-140 lbs
Looks Or Personality: Personality more than Looks
Love or Money: Love, holy shit, LOVE, you fuckin stupid survey!
Hot Or Cute: Cute, someone too hot is gonna make me feel insecure!
Drugs and/or Alcohol: I don't want a druggy, or an alcoholic. Alcohol in moderation is fine.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Uhhh.. Neither, I don't want a chick who can bench press me, and I don't want Ally MacBeal
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: Sexy, Shmexy sounds jewish.
Random...: The creator of this quiz is a moron.
How Do You Want To Die?: Falling from the sky at about 10,000 feet. I can be strapped to my wheelchair and all.
What country do you want to Visit: Italy
Been to the Mall Lately: Yeah, I was there the other day pickin up some clothing.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms are awesome.
Shower Daily: Twice, sometimes three times.. I'm excessive I know, but its better than being a scumbag.
Do you Sing: Yeah, I rock out 80's tunes at karaoke bar's near you.
Want to go to College: I'm im college, but im currently pondering a change in my majors.
Current...
Clothes: Black Wife Beater
Shoes: Black Etnies
Make-Up: I'm not a drag queen, sorry.
Hair Do: Spiked with Gel
Phone: Nextel
Phone Number: Get to know me and I'll give it to you.
Location: Imbred Hillbilly, PA
Weather: Rainy, dreary, all together CRAPPY!
Website(s): www.myspace.com/chris_keller
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