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Chris

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About Me

I am a hockey player. I have been playing hockey for about 10 years now, and if I had stuck with it I probably could've been in the NHL by now. After about 2 years of not playing at all, I am back into it, and more enthused about it than ever. On top of all that mumbo-jumbo, I am a drummer. I have been playing the drums for about 5 years now, and I could probably impress you if you came over and listened to me play.
I also do WEB DESIGN as a side thing.

My Website

Well, here's a bit about myself. I like to laugh, it makes the days go by, and I incorperate humor into both my life and my friends lives daily. Humor is the only thing that I have found to get me through the tough times, and it make life one helluva good ride. I am really a fanatic of being able to make people laugh, which is always presenting itself to be a challange time and time again. Even if it takes me making a complete ass out of myself, I would more than likely do it just for a laugh :D I sometimes get told that I offend people, which is probably true, although most of the time I am joking. So if you are near me and take some of the things I say seriously my advice to you is to probably adjust your outlook on life, eat a snickers, and walk your ass off a cliff. I like where I live, and although its a hideously boring town my friends make it as enjoyable to live here as physically possible. I have never hurt anyone in my life, (physically doesn't count right?) and it's not a trend I would like to start. I'm not about to turn this into an auto-biography, so if you would like to learn more about me then feel free to message me on AIM -- SN: AnarchyX07.
My friends mean the world to me and I would do absolutely anything for them, those of you who are my friends all know that.
MySpace Survey '06
BaSiC InFo
Name: Chris
Birthdate: July 6, 1985
Birthplace: San Antonio, Texas (I'm so not a redneck)
Current Location: Bumblefuck, PA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde // Brown
Height: 6'0
Weight: 170 lbs
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
Ethnicity: I was raised in a South African Tribe of tree people.
Body Type: Athletic, I guess.
Favorite Food: Chicken
Favorite Drink: Water
Baseball Team: Baseball SUCKS, I play hockey, and its the Philadelphia Flyers
(when) Bedtime: I don't have a bed time, is this fucking kindergarden or something?
Favorite Color(s): Blue
Favorite Letter: Favorite letter, honestly, who the fuck has a favorite letter?
Favorite Number: 7, It has been my hockey jersey number for 9 years.
Candy: Hmm, rarely eat this crap, but im gonna go with Take 5.
Favorite Animal: Panther, more importantly Sex Panther, cause it works 60% of the time all the time.
Favorite Messenger: AIM
Screename: AnarchyX07
Favorite Store: Not Wal-Mart...
Most Missed Memory: Being in love
Best Physical Feature: My legs, they're buff.
Overused Phrase: You tell great stories.
First Thought Waking Up: When am I gonna get a girl so I can stop working 80 hours a week.
Goal for this year: Allready achieved, I lost my 30 lbs that I needed to.
Weakness: Beautiful, Intelligent WOMEN
Fears: Rejection
Heritage: I have no idea...
Longest Relationship: Four years...
School's Name: Going to LCCC now, who knows where I will go after that
Favorite TV Show: The Ultimate Fighter
Have You Ever....
Drank: Yeah
Smoked: Nope
Dyed Your Hair: Yeah
Shoplifted: Yeah, I stole a piece of bubble gum from a cheapass video store, I'm one bad mother fucker.
Tried To Do The Splits: No, I don't want my balls to be scattered 10ft apart from eachother.
Tried To Do A Backbend: I think I can do one of these..
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: Yeah, and I succeeded. The russian judge only gave me a 5.0 though, FUCKER!
Tried To Do A Handstand: Yeah, and I lost all my benjamins!
Tried To Act Perfect: Yeah, especially around women..
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: Yeah, I got detention one time for being the liaison for passing a note.
Skinny Dipped: Nope, would like to try this sometime.
Had Sex: Yeah, but not for quite a few years now.
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: Yeah, I miss it :(
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: Uhh, thats pretty gay, unless its a family member.
Been Dumped: Yeah, in the worst way.
Done Drugs: Nope.
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yeah, Not a boyfriend though, thats gay.
Ate Sushi: Nope.
Loved Someone: Yeah, been in love twice.
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: Green
Fav Hair Color: Depends on style
Short or Long Hair: Depends on style
Height: 5'2 - 5'9
Weight: 100-140 lbs
Looks Or Personality: Personality more than Looks
Love or Money: Love, holy shit, LOVE, you fuckin stupid survey!
Hot Or Cute: Cute, someone too hot is gonna make me feel insecure!
Drugs and/or Alcohol: I don't want a druggy, or an alcoholic. Alcohol in moderation is fine.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Uhhh.. Neither, I don't want a chick who can bench press me, and I don't want Ally MacBeal
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: Sexy, Shmexy sounds jewish.
Random...: The creator of this quiz is a moron.
How Do You Want To Die?: Falling from the sky at about 10,000 feet. I can be strapped to my wheelchair and all.
What country do you want to Visit: Italy
Been to the Mall Lately: Yeah, I was there the other day pickin up some clothing.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Thunderstorms are awesome.
Shower Daily: Twice, sometimes three times.. I'm excessive I know, but its better than being a scumbag.
Do you Sing: Yeah, I rock out 80's tunes at karaoke bar's near you.
Want to go to College: I'm im college, but im currently pondering a change in my majors.
Current...
Clothes: Black Wife Beater
Shoes: Black Etnies
Make-Up: I'm not a drag queen, sorry.
Hair Do: Spiked with Gel
Phone: Nextel
Phone Number: Get to know me and I'll give it to you.
Location: Imbred Hillbilly, PA
Weather: Rainy, dreary, all together CRAPPY!
Website(s): www.myspace.com/chris_keller
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet all different types of people, but there is a certain template you must fall into to spark my interest. First of all, you need to have a personality. If you have no personality, I do not want to meet you, but more importantly no one else in this world wants to meet you, so you should probably go kill yourself. So if you have a personality, there is basically only one thing else you need to go along with that. It's called a sense of humor, if you happen to have a sense of humor along with a personality, then shit, you have passed my vigorous test.
I like women, I love women!! The thing is, I am tired of PS: I hate it when people add me as a friend and don't send a message, even a simple "hello" would do.
I would also like to meet Kiko, cause he is god.

My Blog

New Job!!!!!!

So I'm pretty damn excited. I found myself a new job! Soon I can start to have a social life, because I will be at a job that pays enough to let me live with some headroom as far as finances are conce...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 16:13:00 GMT

29 Q's about my Number 1 :)

 Ok here's how it works, the questions below are about the first person on your top friends. Don't even think about changing it before taking this. Lets see if you know them like you think you do...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:18:00 GMT

Midnight boredom, yay :)

YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: Evergrey   WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY? Michelle, and the company of good friends :)   SEVEN THINGS IN YOUR ROOM: 1. My FOUTON!! w00t 2. My 36" TV 3. My Surrou...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 21:06:00 GMT

Weeee... Surveys!!!!!

ARE YOU:1. A Cuddler? I dabble a bit.2. A morning person?: If you give me a shot of speed.3. Are you a perfectionist?: Sometimes, Depends...4. An only child?: Nope5. Catholic?: Uhh... HAHAHAHAHA6. In ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 17:21:00 GMT

Me versus Life....

So yeah, its been a while since I've blogged. Well, you know, the TRUE blog thats legit and not a bunch of sentences thrown together. Well, anyways, alot of shit has happened to me this past year, so...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 17:12:00 GMT

I uploaded some video's to myspace...ENJOY!

Well, Feel free to make fun of me in this blog. I put up some video's of me drummin' and ice skating. I was extremely bored today, and I needed something to do. So direct your hate, and get a load off...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 20:19:00 GMT

A brain, a mind, and that fucked up thing called a heart...

There is a war going on I tell you, a WAR! It's not fought on land, sea, or in another country. It's not over some stupid political jargon, oil, or greed. It's a war god damnit! It's the war inside my...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 16:38:00 GMT

Weekly Funny -- 3/18/06

Well this one is in animation format. It discussess the intricate details of Men's public restrooms. If you find something in this that has not happened to you, beware, because it will! It cracked me...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 20:37:00 GMT

Im bored.... so fill this shit out and entertain me!

 WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:1. I died from natural causes:2. I kissed you:3. I lived next door to you:4. I started smoking:5. I stole something:6. I was hospitalized:7. I ran away from home:8. I got in...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 19:23:00 GMT

Weekly Funny -- 3/4/06

Well, this one goes out to all the RPG players on my friends list. It is a classic from the Reno 911 television series on Comedy Central. They are answering a housecall from a guy who was shot in the ...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 20:54:00 GMT