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About Me

I like stuff. I have a beard and a biographer, although I don't know which came first. The meaning of life is 42. Punt midgets.Please give generously.

My Interests

WWII, Music, Explosions, Midget Punting, Not being a Vegetarian, Whimpering in corners, reading The Economist, Germans, Getting excommunicated by the Catholic Church, Shouting, Kevlar Vests, Beards, etc

I'd like to meet:

The Founding Fathers, George S. Patton Jr, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Carl Sagan, Jesus, Dr. Ferdinand Porsche, Erwin Rommel, Maj. Dick Winters, unimportant people.

Music:

Classic Rock, Old school Ska/Reggae, Funk, Classical Music, Led Zeppelin, Neutral Milk Hotel, David Bowie, The Beatles, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pink Floyd, The Allman Brothers Band, The Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Godspeed You! Black Emporer, George Clinton, The Toasters, The Faces, Sufjan Stevens, The Mars Volta. Pretty much anything except cheap pop shit and country. I'd list all the stuff I like but it would probably break my computer and my will to live.

Movies:

12 Monkeys, Rushmore, Brazil, Blade Runner, Apocalypse Now, The Godfather, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, This is Spinal Tap, The Longest Day, Saving Private Ryan, Pi, Monty Python movies, Dogma, The Naked Gun, The Matrix, Indiana Jones trilogy, Star Wars trilogy, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, Airplane!, Dr. Strangelove, The Great Escape, Requiem for a Dream, War Movies

Television:

The Military Channel, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Whose Line is it Anyway?, The News Hour with Jim Lehrer, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Band of Brothers, Wonder Showzen. Anything that is not MTV (Wondershowzen excluded) or Fox News.

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Heart of Darkness, America (The Book), Band of Brothers, The Secret Agent, The Great Gatsby, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Sons and Lovers, The Metamorphosis, Poetry by Yeats, 1984, The Stand, The Zombie Survival Guide.

Heroes:

Oskama Bin Laden and the Jihad Jammers, the Founding Fathers, Erwin Rommel, George S. Patton, Major Dick Winters, Carl Sagan, Descartes, Yeats, Thoreau, etc.

My Blog

Virgin Festival

Get your mind out of the gutter.September 23rd. Pimlico Racetrack, Baltimore. A SEXPLOSION of music.The WhoRed Hot Chili PeppersThe Flaming LipsThe KillersGnarls BarkleyThe RaconteursThe New Pornograp...
Posted by Bewis on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:59:00 PST

$122 USD

I had an awesome dream last night. I dreamt that my wallet was full of cash, I mean just gobs of the stuff.I remember having a $122 dollar bill. I forget who was on the bill, but it was definetly not ...
Posted by Bewis on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:22:00 PST

By the Way

People using Myspace to get other people in trouble are stupid, as are school administrations that look through blogs to get students in trouble.
Posted by Bewis on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:30:00 PST

Facebook

O'Doyle Rules.
Posted by Bewis on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 11:19:00 PST

People are strange, and not just when you're a stranger

Just in case you're wondering, yes I blatantly stole some lyrics from "The Doors." Sue me, corpse of Jim Morrison. Oh that's right, you can't because your fingers have rotted off. Poor Jimmy. Supposed...
Posted by Bewis on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 05:22:00 PST

I want to be on Chuck Norris

Fact # of Votes Rating Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2424 8.02 Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3017 7.73 Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claimin...
Posted by Bewis on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 08:55:00 PST

Dude!

WTF?! I can't subscribe to my own blog. I lied when I said I wasn't going to update this anymore. So there. You poop-mouth.
Posted by Bewis on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 09:37:00 PST

John has gas problems.

My roommate has gas problems this evening, and it's making for some interesting smells and sounds. That's all I have to say.
Posted by Bewis on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 11:14:00 PST

I admit it. I am glad I took Marching Band.

Things are starting to wind-down now. I stop working on the 10th, giving me time to hang out with as many of my friends as possible, get trashed/blazed/crunk/laid as much as possible, get my shit toge...
Posted by Bewis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This is a first

This is my first blog while inebriated (albeit slightly, I'm like halfway between tipsy/drunk) So there. I went down to WIlliam and Mary to get my ID processed with J-Dub, my roomie. It was a pretty s...
Posted by Bewis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST