Toki-Skwizgaar (aka Brok Sam-Son)

About Me

Okay. I have a vestigial tail. It's more of a nub, really. The spine just goes on a little longer than it should. Also, I've dabbled. I mean, perform fellatio once and you're a poet, twice and you're a homosexual. I remember once I was being fisted by Sebastian Cabot- but here's where the story gets interesting. He was lactose-intolerant. He could eat red meat all night long, but one sip of milk and it was gastric hell. And I remember we were caught in flagrante delicto by Henry Kissinger, and you can imagine my humiliation at having Hank hear me say, "Mr. French, no teeth." One of my greatest disappointments is that I never became a song and dance man. I could have been a quadruple threat, kind of like a despotic Ken Barry. Dancer, singer, actor, and I would possess nuclear weapons, the latter being the most threatening of the four. I once sat on a bus and tried to will myself a menstrual cycle. All I ended up with was a sense of failure and a mild neuralgia in my incisor teeth and perhaps a grudging respect for the weaker sex. I love toe cleavage. For the most part I distrust dogs. I slept in a horse once. It was quite roomy. On second thought, it was the Ritz. I named my left testicle 'piss' and my right testicle 'vinegar'. I wrote "It's Raining Men", or so the Christmas babies told me. Oh yes, I also made a Marzipan voodoo effigy of The Fonze while I was in coma after smoking some Peruvian prayer hash, but who at the end of the day can honestly say they haven't done that?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Showtime Lakers of the '80s, Sandra Bullock, and Kurt Cobain (bless his soul).
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My Blog

Message to the White Man...

Hiya, Fellas...Fuck what Rush, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, or your Homies tell you...The future of America lies in your hands...literally...(you know...the ballot...voting)...White Men are the "swing"...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:32:00 GMT

Peace and Blessings, Dear Friends...

I greet you all with the words of peace, As-Salaamu-Waleikum, Sir/ Ma’am...Sex. How do you parents do it?Really?Not the act, obviously. The explaining.How?...How do you explain that ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:55:00 GMT

Final Reflections on Saturdays Nevada/South Cakalakas Popularity Contests

Wow!!!The people have spoken.And I couldnt be happier....Not with the results necessarily...I find myself being more and more compelled toward the Dark Side (i.e. Obama - and the DARK ARTS of "Change"...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:32:00 GMT

Grow a Pair, Heroes...

Protect you...I could...Save you...Save me, Dizzle...Jedi...There is a disturbance......and at the end of the day......we gotta mind fuck these muthaphukkas...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:28:00 GMT

Anthony D. ...Best Friend Ever...

Ive..been engaged in a selfish back and forth.Christian/Muslim.Anthony reminded me...we ARE ALL The CREATION of the GREATEST CREATOR...Anthony is knee deep in the "Circle of Life"...(Wife, Child, Self...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 21:45:00 GMT

I fight for life, Man...(Crash Test Pinata Theory)...

Were all a bunch of...crash test pinatas...You live...endure the beatings...and...if the external is blind enuff...and yer made of Pinata Steel (take it band guys...i gotta million)...you survive...No...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 11:43:00 GMT

Christian Crazies with Weapons of Mass Communications

Holy Crickey!!!Ill be damned if Christians dont think their myopic...myopicism (LOL) isnt..myopic...with just a twist of intolerance...Observe:>>Think what you may but I have been around the world!! I...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:44:00 GMT

It looks longer than it is...

No pun intended (Im only 5'3" damnit!)But this was my reply to the "Crazy Christians with Mass Communications" post above:I greet you 2 in the word...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 21:41:00 GMT

ALL ABOARD!!!!!....

CHECK!!!!You down for defeating DARK-NESS!!!???You down for Progress???You down for Pure Facts???You down for Runnin a Train on Evil???You down for Staying on Track???All Aboard...ticket, please...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 23:33:00 GMT

Gang Bangerz and LAPD couldnt Break Me...

...Walker County Pigz???Obstacle tests...Witness...Devils of Walker County...Im gonna make it REAL FUNKY for you...Get YO Cowboy (Cracka) Gangsta On...Cant Wait...Sit back...relax...let it do what it ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 23:12:00 GMT