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jeremy

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeremy Alex Parrino
Birthday: January 17, 1976
Birthplace: Bastrop, La.
Current Location: Monroe, La.
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Black and Grey
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left (Sinister)
Your Heritage: Irish, Italian, American
The Shoes You Wore Today: None so far
Your Weakness: I am a total asshole
Your Fears: Anything bad happening to my children
Your Perfect Pizza: Vino's (Little Rock, Ar.)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Who needs the fucking dissapointment?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't get down like that
Thoughts First Waking Up: It's gig time what t-shirt am I gonna wear?
Your Best Physical Feature: Ask someone else
Your Bedtime: Ever changing
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: 2 for 1 Burgers at Enoch's
Single or Group Dates: My Lady is as big a ass as I am so if you can find two people who can stand us they can come along.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Red Diamond
Chocolate or Vanilla: Jamocha Almond Fudge
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frozen Snowman
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: "Pottymouth Parrino"
Do you Sing: The proof is in the pictures
Do you Shower Daily: Once a week if I need it or not.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Not as bad as I wanna win the Powerball
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: I have to no one else is retarded to
Do you get Motion Sickness: If I spin in circles
Do you think you are Attractive:
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah actually I do these days
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: I bought a guitar in 05 and I am gonna play it later this year (maybe)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Beers
In the past month have you Smoked: Not since I was 13
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never in my life, no not even weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes and the 70 year old security guard was on a segway scooter, I almost shit myself!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: If I had foodstamps I would eat Oreos till I threw up
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Bait
In the past month have you been on Stage: Maybe walked across one to fuck with Lil Matty or Ali
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: I don't think so
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, and I am over due for another
Ever Shoplifted: Long ago and not proud of it
How do you want to Die: Who cares
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Man
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Italy and The rest of America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: See Ashley
Favourite Hair Color: See Ashley
Short or Long Hair: See Ashley
Height: See Ashley
Weight: See Ashley
Number of Piercings: See Ashley
Number of Tattoos: See Ashley
Number of things in my Past I Regret: About 1,000,000,000 but I don't trip out on them
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

jason jesse "i can't wait to never live up too that guy." David Courtney: my favorite gangster...I mean x-gangster

Music:

darkbuster,ducky boys...all mark linds bands...and his brothers,murphys,social d.,jones street boys...rip. rancid, rose tattoo, punk.oi,rock-a-billy, psycobilly,old country,celtic, blue grass,rock and roll, i can find a band i like in any genre except rap or techno(which technically doesn't count because it is not music. it is noise geeky homos make with there nerdboxes)

Movies:

old horror flicks not i know what you did last summer old, dracula old

Television:

i hate it but watch it constantly (entourage, rescue me, i like the ultimate fighter and the ufc it reminds me how much i never want to fight again.) "it is anal sex night at the gold residence, i am going to go home and punish my wife" Arie Gold (entourage)

Books:

"A Monk Swimming" by Malakye McCourt. i have read more but if i list them the chances of you checking out this one go way down.

Heroes:

Tommy Gavin (Denis Leary's character from "Rescue Me") Yes he is a drunk and a liar and maybe he would rather punch you in the face then explain himself twice but in a world of shit he tries to take a stand and do what he believes is right. Also his life makes mine look like a walk, and some time we all need some perspective of how good we have it!