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classia

hotel sweet with no jacuzzi?

About Me

potty mouth

My Interests

poirates, poirate scarves, poirate faces, camel (toes), dairy products, oprah, spooning, forking,euthanasia, humidifiers, pure classyness, cerebral palsy or any defect of that kind...

I'd like to meet:

a nice, non judgemjental waiter, a valet that charges 23 dollars, guy with menu, the belle of the ball, one dead a(u)nt, a jowl, a ghost, a turtle...neck, a big les, basically anyone that doesnt make my ass look fat

Music:

PHISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, PHISH, phish, phish, I love hippies

Movies:

snuff

Television:

marlie gets a new face

Books:

mayas in the marketplace, gossip girl, where did i come from, university for dummies, burn book

Heroes:

christopher reeves, bloggers