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Jim

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

Hello, my name is Jim Swanson. I'm originally from Boston, but relocated to South Park, CO. As you may see, I have crutches because I am handicapped, thank you very much. I have some amazing friends, like Timmy, Stan, Kyle and Eric. Fuck Timmy, he's competition for the chicks.So if you find us crippled kids sexy, drop m....m....me a m....me...messa-ieee...message sometime.

My Interests

Special Olympics, my gang, the Crips, telling jokes, log flume.

I'd like to meet:

Handicapped chicks with big tits.

Music:

Lords of the Underworld, the Underpants Gnomes, Rod Stewart.

Movies:

Forrest Gimp, Edward Nubbyhands, I am Sam, Simon Birch, Starsky and Crutch, Mac and Me, Silver Bullet, Dawn of the Disabled, Gimps Gone Wild: Spring Break.

Television:

Life Goes On. Rock on Corky!!!

Books:

Walking for Dummies.

Heroes:

Christopher Reeve, Stephen Hawkins.