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Balzac

Chop Chop Muther Fucker !!

About Me

Hey all! I'm a crazymofo from DirtZ JerZ and you KNOW thats right. I am a hairstylist by day and a party boi by night. I like to be spanked and whipped and told that I'm a bitch, and I really like to be tied up to beds. If you aint got furry cuffs baby, dont even bother to hit me up. I like partyin and gettin down w/all my crazy friends, goin up to AC and to Philly, NY, down to my time share in Florida, and goin anywhere I can to have a good time I try to get out to vegas and like to go to Piercing and Body Modification conventions, hair stylist expos,tattoo and body piercing cruises Im always down for meeting some crazy fuckers like me but if you cant handle your shit keep it at home cause I aint no babysitter!For the most unique styles you can think of, bring em to me and we can DO THIS. Send me a message if you are interested to speak to me personally and schedule an appointment or ask questions. (If you're lucky);) MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Spankings with wooden paddles w/ sandpaper, bondage straps, studded cock rings, whips, gag balls, liquid latex, self mutilation, anal beads on a string, tattoos, peirceings, rolex, diamonds, gold, exotic hair color, raves, sex toy partys, mud wrestling, Spaghetti + KY wrestling, strip clubs, strippers, swinger clubs, being naked in public, beatin people and being beatin, chocking, biting, sucking, shackles, hog tiein, hot wax, being dominated, Asians. mohawks, gettin sausy, ROLLIN, Realmin it up, naked people,skinny dippin, drag queens, hardcore freaks, candy flippin, Molesting small woodland animals, girbles and pvc pipeing and haveing a crazy fuckin time!!
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Crazy Muther Fuckers Like Me!You are 73% evil

You are very evil. You are fairly practical in your evil deeds and you probably wouldn’t do anything illegal. You are more inclined to not do anything when you see that something bad is about to happen. Think Seinfeld.

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Music:

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Movies:

strange land, attack of the killer clowns from outerspace, all the child plays all friday the 13ths, all the halloweens, all the nightmare on elm st, all Quentin Tarrantino movies, sleep away clamp, creep show 1 + 2, kung foo hustle, Edward Scissor hands, , Nightmare before Xmas, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, House of Flyin Daggers, Dead in Breakfast, Sleepy Hollow, Blow, Fear And Loathing in Las Veags, Dusk til Dawn, House of a 1000 Corpes, 13 Ghost, Party Monster, Kids, Orgasmo, Texas Chainsaw Massicure, Saw, Seven, all the Hellraisers, Boogienight, Sin City
You are a maniac killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they
have or haven't done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.
Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe
you have some sort of mental problems or you
are this way because of previous deep scars,
only you know. But now you are sadistic and
maybe you only like to see a special group of
people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are
not the most social person in the bunch and
people think you are weird. That bothers you
somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself
with daydreaming about killing them. After all,
they have no idea what's coming.
Main weapon: Explosives and torture
equpiment
Quote: "Insanity: a perfect
rational adjustment to an insane world" -
R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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Television:

Jerry Springer, Court TV, and Cops!
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


85%

Buffalo Bill


70%

Jason Voorhees


70%

Freddy Krueger


65%

Leatherface


65%

Pinhead


60%

Candyman


60%

Captain Spaulding


50%

Michael Myers


40%

Hannibal Lecter


20%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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Books:

Maxium, FHM, Stuff, and Fangoria
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? Water
Color ? Blue, Purple and Pink
Food ? Raw Fish
Item of clothing ? Hat
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ? Hair
Quality in a guy/girl ? Trashy
Phrase ? fuck fuck fuck offff
Song ? play
Musical Artist/Band ?
Sport ?
Movie ? Chucky
TV Show ? Jerry Springer
Radio Station ? Radio suck's
Type of Chocolate ? Milk Chocolate
Eye Color ? Grat/Blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? 2 Dog's and a Cat
Have any piercings ? 7
Have any tatoos ? Like 35% of my body
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend shhhhhhhhhhh
Gone skinny dipping ? too many time's
Been to Europe ? no
Been to an island ? yes
Had stitches ? yes
Broken any bones ? nope
Been stabbed/shot ? Stabbed
Slept until after 12:00 ? yes
Stayed up all night ? yes lol for day's sometime's
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? yes
Turned down a dare ? never
Which friend....
Is the funniest ? That whould be miss Ruffing
Is the prettiest ? All my friend's are skank's
Is the most handsom ? I don't really chill whit aot of guy's
Is the loudest ? Miss Ruffing
Is the craziest ? heheheh Hope
Is the most shy ? lol I don't really know anyone shy
Is the most loving ? I have no clue
Is the most understanding ? Who give's a fuck
Is the most boring ? hehehe heather and jose
Is the richest ? Big Daddy Mike
Is the most athletic ? lol were partyer's no sport's here
Is the most cocky ? miss ruffing
Is the most wordly/cultured ? Megan
Do you look up to the most ? Not sure on that one
Do you tell everything to ? That's top Secret
Has the best clothes ? Hope
Has the best house ? Terri
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? no
Kiss someone of the same sex ? Sure
Cheat on someone you love ? mmmm maybe depend's who it was
Run away from home ? Sure
Lie to your parents ? Ya
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? What they don't know want hurt them
Lie to your best friend ? No
Give a homeless person money ? Sure
Run from the police ? Hell ya !!!
Bungee jump ? Been there
Sky dive ? Whould love too
Cross dress ? Sure
Be an exotic dancer ? lol they whould all laugh at me
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? Did it a few times
Scuba dive ? did that on too
Go rock climbing ? Na
Go spulunking (caving) ? Done that one too
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? A shitie rapper
Bologna ? uck
Hott ? I'm on fire
Orange ? Hurt's my eye's
Real world ? shittie show
Jack ? Shit
Cucumber ? LOL were you Putting that thing
Hip-Hop ? it's ok
Uniform ? nice
UniCORN ! ? Poor horse
Rainbow ? Cool if you ever get to see one
Clown ? Attack of the killer clown's frome outter space
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Heroes:

The Geisha girl who gives me my Happy Endings! I scored a 71% on the "how fucking JERSEY are you?" Quizie! What about you? .. width="425" height="350" ..height="350" width="425" style="width:400;height:180;display:inline;" align="middle"
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