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As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein

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Whats up, Im Steve, and Ill be the tour guide for your journey through my page. If you have any questions or comments, feel free to let me know.. Here We Go.First off a little about me. Im a musician, and a huge fan of music. To me music is like the air I breathe, I cant live without it. I love most all types of music... except maybe polka.. and definatly not disco. I also love cars and trucks.. working on them, admiring them all of it. I also enjoy getting other peoples views and opinions on life. Any topic, from life, philosophy, politics, to religion and anything else is open here. Ill censor no one.I am always down to meet anyone. If you find yourself on my page, and are rocked with the urge to request to be added... you are more than welcome to send such request. However I feel the need to clear up a few things first.Im not on Myspace to make you look popular. Im here to meet and talk to new people. If I get a friend request, I will add you, then Ill try to talk to you, if you dont talk to me, youll be deleted. So if all youre looking for is attention or popularity, dont waste my time.If youre a chick, and I start talking to you, it doesnt mean I automatically want to see you naked, you dont have ANYTHING I havent seen a thousand times already. If youre so stuck on yourself that you think every man talking to you wants to see you naked, then you probably dont have anything interesting to talk about and hence shouldnt waste either of our time. If you have nothing inteligent to say, Ill stop talking to you.It also doesnt mean Im going to ask you if you want to see me naked.. as Im sure you have seen it a million times too. So seriously lose the attitude.If I ask you if you have yahoo IM, Im asking cuz its better than passing messeges back and forth on here. It doesnt mean Im going to ask you to cam, or if you even have a cam. I know its hard to believe, but I have the ability to talk to a woman without thinking about sex.I may refer to you as sweetie, hun, if Im know you well enough I might even call you babe, these are terms of endearment, if you dont like it, feel free to ask me not to, Ill respect that.If youre a guy, feel free to messege me and talk, feel free to add me as a friend if you want. Again you can never have too many friends.. HOWEVER, I am not, nor do I ever intend to be gay, so if youre looking to find that special someone, I aint him. Enough said about that..I will say whats on my mind, and I will act the way I want to act. Its how I am, either roll with it or dont, I really dont give a shit..I have a sick sense of humor, Im twisted, immature, and male. Ill make you laugh if youre laid back enough to hang with how I am, if youre not youll get offended. Either way, Ill be happy..If anything I have said here has offended you, please, feel free to let me know, so I can laugh hysterically at you and publically chastise you for being a pussy. Then run along to your sewing circle or church group, cry to whomever you need to about the big bad man who hurt your feelings and youll be better in no time..Everyone else, thank you for stopping by..


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Realistically. Anyone...Living people Id like to hang with.... Zakk Wylde, Charlize Theron, The members of all the bands I like, Drew Barrymore, Jenna Haze, Id like to have a one on one sit down with Pres. Bush, and see where his mind is truely at. Id like to meet the pope and find out how an ex Nazi could become the leader of the Catholic nation. Id like to sit down with key members of Congress and discuss ideas I have to improve the quality of life for the people of the U.S. Im sure theres others...Dead Kats Id dig meeting.... Dimebag Darrel, Martin Luther King, The founding Fathers of the nation (anyone who opposes tyrany is cool in my book) Sir Issac Newton, Edgar Casey, most of the big names in History, all the way back to Jesus.. I want to see what REALLY happened to that dude..I want to meet god and get his take on how we have destroyed everything in his name. I want to sit down with him and find out what he really wants us to do..

Music:

I love any music that I can feel. If it captures my soul, Ill love it..

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Movies:

Anything that captures me. To name a few... Boondock Saints, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Club Dread, Clerks 2, and anyother View Askew production, The Big Lebowski and all Cohen Bros Movies. and many many more

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Pantera - I'm Broken

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steve
Birthday: 12oct79
Birthplace: Seattle WA
Current Location: Around
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Umm good question
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: Scot-Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: Women crying.. dont ask I dont know why
Your Fears: dying, and finding out that Hell is spending an eternity in a dark room listening to disco
Your Perfect Pizza: Papa Johns large regular crust, extra cheese extra sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a band started
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: grin, right on, groovy, pick one
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck I dont want to get up
Your Best Physical Feature: Ive been told its my eyes..
Your Bedtime: whenever the fuck I manage to fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: I forgot
Pepsi or Coke: wild cherry pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Micky Ds
Single or Group Dates: Uhhh yes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck that shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: every fucking day
Do you Sing: not very well
Do you Shower Daily: sure
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: trade school
Do you want to get Married: never again.. why ruin a great relationship with marrige
Do you belive in yourself:&..39;
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: No, I think I dead fucking sexy
Are you a Health Freak: Im a freak..but prolly not too healthy
Do you get along with your Parents: sure...
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them
Do you play an Instrument: I play the guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, I quit all that shit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fuck no, thats raw fish. why the fuck would I eat that shit
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, unfortunatly
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I wish
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: who the fuck wrote this thing
Ever been called a Tease: actually yes, strangley enough
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: I plead the fifth
How do you want to Die: Horrifically, on live tv, so the world can watch me go.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I kid again.. like every other adult
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Scotland, Australia, Italy.. oh wait.. just one?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I saw a girl with natural light yellowish green eyes... it was amazing
Favourite Hair Color: the Redder the Better
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: I dont care
Weight: dont care
Best Clothing Style: what ever she looks good in, or out of..
Number of Drugs I have taken: lol itd be easier to say the number i havent taken
Number of CDs I own: currently, 2
Number of Piercings: 6.. well 5 1/2, my eye brow closed up again goddamn it
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: !, but I try not to live in the past, or with regret
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Books:

Again, anything that Stimulates me... Heres a few Ive read lately....The Necronomicon."Never Love A Stranger". "The Desert Eden".thats all I can remember more to come..lol

Heroes:

Thank you to all the soldiers putting their life on the line so that we may stay free.

Sometimes its to easy to forget, those who are pulled away from their families. Sometimes its to easy to forget, those who will never see their families again.

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Aint this the truth

Ok Ihad to post this. I dont go for that horoscope bullshit, but I just happened to glance at mine for today...June 24th 2007, and holy fuck this is the truth down to the last word. Those of you that ...
Posted by As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:21:00 PST

"Wait For Me" - Flaw

..> ..> Wait For Me lyrics Artist - Flaw Album - Various Songs Lyrics - Wait For MeAll these milesHaunting questions linger in my mindAll the whileMaking bad decisions out of lineStill I tryTo let...
Posted by As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:09:00 PST

For my Beautiful Enya

"My Little Girl" - Tim McGrawGotta hold on easy as I let you go Going to tell you how much I love you though you think you already know I remember I thought you looked like angel wrapped in pink so so...
Posted by As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:34:00 PST

No, Im not depressed, this song is just so deep

"Bleed" ColdI'm feeling crossed I take it inside Burn up the pain My thoughts are strange Just like the things I used to love Just like the tree that fell I heard it If art is still inside I feel it I...
Posted by As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 03:21:00 PST

To my boy

To Aidan: I just want to say that Im so sorry im not in your life more. Buddy, youre the greatest little boy a daddy could ever want, and my not being there is not your fault. You didnt do anything wr...
Posted by As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:11:00 PST

For my son, Aidan "Best I am" - Flaw

Best I AmLong.I`ve Been Running away for far too longAfraid of whatAfraid of what I know is soon to comeI may not be much of an example right nowBut I can give you all of my knowledge on howto get alo...
Posted by As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST

"The Coldest Rain" - Diecast

The Coldest RainAlone againHaunted by all your shadowsAnd memoriesColdest rainHides emotions that are pouringFrom me to youCrazy againForced to face all truthAnd existAnd existAll you had to sayWas yo...
Posted by As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 01:56:00 PST

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" - The Bloodhound Gang

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"Vulcanize the whoopee stickIn the ham walletCattle prod the oyster ditchWith the lap rocketBatter dip the cranny axIn the gut lockerRetrofit the pudding hatchOoh la laWit...
Posted by As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 12:40:00 PST

"What Drives the Weak" - Shadows Fall

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Posted by As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:21:00 PST

"Battle Ready" - Otep

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Posted by As smart as a horse, and hung like Einstein on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:20:00 PST