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Kristopher

I don't know who the man is.

About Me

I'm not one for a long description.

If you're a friend of mine on here, there's probably some reasoning behind it. If you aren't, there's probably some reasoning behind it. I'm a tense person There's not much in the way of conversation when it comes to me, as for the past several months I've kept myself locked up in my house (in a general way of speaking). I don't work, I don't drive.

I read books, play video games, and work when I can on eventually getting my own website off the ground (a process that's taken entirely too long).

Check out my website!:
Want me to host your site? Fuck you!
If you feel the urge to contact me, there are different ways. I'm not so easy to get ahold of anymore, but I can be reached.
If you use AIM, I'm "Omnis Ioudas"
If you use MSN Messenger I'm "[email protected]"
If you use Yahoo! Messenger I'm "ioudasomnis"

Furthermore, if you feel the urge to download lots of Anime and Video Game music, and don't want to have to worry about things like LimeWire, iTunes, or cancer, click here to check out the Galbadia Hotel. It's a great place, it has manga, sheet music, and just about everything else you could desire.
Except porn, I don't think it has porn...

My Interests

Website Design, Video Games, Reading, Music, Writing

I'd like to meet:

Yes.

Music:

A Perfect Circle, Al Green, Aphex Twin, Bauhaus, Brad Mehldau, Culture Club, The Cure, David Bowie, Deftones, Depeche Mode, The Doors, The Dust Brothers, Eurythmics, Flat Rabbit, The Heartbeats, John Lennon, Joy Division, Korn, The Mamas and the Papas, The Mars Volta, Matt Uelmen, Mindless Self Indulgence, Modern English, Nine Inch Nails, Nobuo Uematsu, Nodes Of Ranvier, Noises that Frighten the Crown, Orgy, Pearl Jam, Pink Floyd, Placebo, The Police, Prince, Radiohead, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Dougan, Shock to the System, Squarepusher, Staind, Stone Temple Pilots, Team Sleep,Tom Waits, Tool

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Interview with the Vampire, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fight Club, American Beauty, Crazy in Alabama, The Matrix, Matrix: Reloaded, Matrix: Revolutions, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 9/11, The Crow, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, Sling Blade, Forrest Gump, BASEketball, Man on the Moon.

Television:

Um...The Food Network? QVC? Power Ranger reruns?

Books:

1984 by George Orwell
Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett
just about anything by Dave Barry
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
anything by George Carlin

And comics. Lots of comics

Heroes:

Andrew Geoffrey Kaufman
Tony Clifton

My Blog

So this one time...

...I was out walking, and it was pretty late.  I don't know, maybe around midnight.  I thought I'd see how the place looks, which is only natural.  I'm sure we've all had this kind of f...
Posted by Kristopher on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:25:00 PST

I do too much

I really don't.I decided that I'm gonna go back to pretending I can write.  Which means I'm gonna write things, obviously.  Let me use "write" in another sentence.  I like writing. ...
Posted by Kristopher on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:02:00 PST

Are times really changing?

Or is it the amount I'm paying for porn that's changing?  I think it's one of the two, though I can't really remember which.Anyway.  I've done things with my time.  Things that aren't c...
Posted by Kristopher on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:14:00 PST

Word of the Day

    "Pornucopia"What does it mean?Fuck if I know.
Posted by Kristopher on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 09:32:00 PST

Update of Doom

So, since I haven't updated in a long time, I think I'll give you all a massive update to read.  Because I'm shitty like that.For starters, as most of you may remember from an earlier post on eit...
Posted by Kristopher on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:57:00 PST

Pine-Cakes

So I decided to do a major overhaul to Ephrim Zukerman's Giant Squid Collection and Nuclear Sanatarium.  I've redone the whole thing in PHP, and gone back to a black-text-on-white-background sort...
Posted by Kristopher on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST

JIM BRADY SWALLOWS GOLD FECES!

But seriously.  I know that no one actually reads my blogs (no one who matters, at least, ha ha ha ha OH GOD THAT'S SO FUNNY!) but I thought I'd put this here.I'm wanting to expand Jim-Bob's Hous...
Posted by Kristopher on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:16:00 PST

HOLY GODFATHER OF SOUL!

The Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children US Voice List!Cloud Strife: Steve Burton (same as KH) Tifa Lockhart: Rachael Leigh Cook (plays her in KHII) Kadaj: Steve Staley (IGPX's River, has done voice wor...
Posted by Kristopher on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 05:56:00 PST

There's a penis

in my soup.  I demand a refund.  Or at least a better penis.
Posted by Kristopher on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 11:39:00 PST

Obnoxious people make obnoxious plans

So I decided to make a branching page for Uncle Jim's Sexitorium, Pawn Shop, and Bakery.  With two links.  One suggesting "Wanna check out the website?" and the other "WANNA SEE HAWT PR0N LO...
Posted by Kristopher on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 06:03:00 PST