sillies |
me: are you breathing on my head?sady: what?me: were you breathing on me on purpose?sady: no i'm just breathing babe. is that ok?me: sure i guess.sady: good because i don't want me living to disturb y...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 18:45:00 GMT |
obnoxious |
chipotle- pronounced - chi-poht-leyespresso- pronounced- e-spres-ohthere is no expresso or chip-ohl-tay for anyone ever.also "anyways" is not correct grammar. it's "anyway".and don't bring your o...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:10:00 GMT |
soooooo |
if you are in the hosptial and they tell you they are going to give you a blood gas test.... run.they stick a needle in your artery. not the vein the artery. it feel like getting fucked in the arm wit...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:33:00 GMT |
aaaaaarg |
i just caught myself quietly singing country music i heard on a commercial to my cat. and i took a picture of my refridgerator. sady better get home soon. losin my noooooooooodle.
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:11:00 GMT |
75 watts |
i was at the cvs near my home today pondering lightbulbs as i had a blowout last night in my bathroom, which didn't bode well as i am afraid of the dark (still) and peeing in the middle of the night a...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:52:00 GMT |
paint thinner |
i bought a bottle of three olives passion fruit (pretty bottle! love the actual fruit!)and it tastes like poison!thankfully i am a dedicated alcoholic and am not going to pour it down the drain. (i d...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 22:40:00 GMT |
my teeth? |
my teeth are full of nuts. macadamia.also i'm drunk.fuck you. lets go to town.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 23:42:00 GMT |
also |
this is kind of funny.Sady was ordering cable/internet for our apartment but Sady needed my social security number to put it in my name. i don't like talking on the phone (ever. don't call me) so i wr...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 11:44:00 GMT |
srsly? |
more than half the pictures in my phone..... are of my cat
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 21:00:00 GMT |
why not? |
Are you scared to fall in love? sure?What's the connection between you and the last person that called you?he's my half brother.Do you ever turn your cell phone off? no but sometimes the cell phone co...
Posted by on Tue, 27 May 2008 12:21:00 GMT |
