Kogepan (noun):
1. Cynical and rude, dreadfully honest.
2. Likes things most don't.
3. Easily annoyed.
4. Can sing well; only in the shower.
5. Named after a burnt bakery bun.
6. Pwned by Tokyo Plastic.
7. Horrid American Bitch.
From someone that cares:
6. I wish there were more people like you in the world. More adults like you. Maybe if there were, the world would be a better place, and we'd all be a little less bitter and unhappy. You're amazing. Don't change, because if you do, we'll all lose something really special. You're perfect the way you are.