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Señor Limpio

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About Me

So this naked guy, all wrapped up in plastic wrap, walks into a psyciatrist's office. The doctor takes one look and says, "Well, I can CLEARLY see your NUTS!!" hahahahahahahahahahahaa, freakin brilliant. thats too good.well here is the self description part we all love. I'd say i'm rather well rounded. I have a good head on my shoulders, not so much hair on my head, but there's good stuff in there. I'm really into music, gadgets, motorcycles, the beach, too much to roundup in a small paragrah. I'm funny and always laughing and crackin jokes. I'm usually out having a great time somewhere. Always down for trying new things and going places on the drop of the hat. I travel ALL the time for work, so I can be in Florida one day and Cali a few later. Most of the calls I get start off with, "which state are you in?" When I'm around my place, I cook, skate, take photos, listen to music, I CAN DANCE MY ASS OFF, especially when i ROCK THE 80's, whatever. I live with my cat Sauce, who thinks he's a little puppy. blah blah blah, blah, blah... where's my beer at?

My Interests

[Skateboarding]...[Snowboarding]...[motorcycles]... [Cooking]...[Photography]... ...[Traveling]...[fast Cars w/loud stereos]...[Speak Spanish and Russian(just a bit)]...[Entertaining]...[Dancing]...[Salsa]...[The 80's fucking rock]...[going to shows]...[Sauce] ...[Wine]...[Going crazy and not have a worry in the world]...[writing about crazy shit>...[Being in a strange city and have locals hook you up]...[shopping]...[Putting on the favorite vinyl record and crankin it up]...[Knowing when "it's on"]...[what else do you need?]...[and PINBALL...that's it]...

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

JUST A SMALL TASTE OF MY MUSICAL LIBRARY punk
[NOFX...Pennywise... Bad Religion...None More Black...Tiger Army...Horrorpops... The Cramps...Social Distortion...Flogging Molly...The Pogues... No use for a name...Green Day...Sonic Youth...The Clash...Misfits...Sex Pistols...The Ramones...Fat Wreck Chord bands...Postal Service...the faint...bloc party...against me... none more black...the used...the start...My Chemical Romance...The Queers]...more below
80's
[Talking Heads...David Bowie...Human League...Pat Benatar...When in Rome...Prince...Duran Duran...The Smiths...Pet Shop Boys...you probably dont know who sang the sangs anyway so it doesnt matter does it]
Hip Hop
[Kool Keith AKA DR. Octagon, Dr. DOOM...Mos Def...The Roots...Tribe Called Quest...De La Soul...JayZ...Biggie...Gang Starr...Dialated Peoples...]
more music
[Coldplay...Radiohead...The Cure...Echo and the Bunnymen...Jesus and Mary Chain...Souise and the Banshees...Interpol...]
Classics
[Dean Martin...Frank Sinatra...Elvis Costello...U2...The Pogues...Miles Davis...Coltrain...James Brown...]
Electronic/Lounge
[Saint Etienne...Thievery Corporation... Royksopp..Telepopmusik...Chemical Bros...Portishead...Moby...Blue States...Groove Armada...Mono...]
Great female singers i cant live without: [Portishead (Beth Gibbon) ...Bjork...Lauren Hill...The Cardigans...Sheila Nicholls ...Norah Jones...Morcheeba...Stina Nordenstamm..]



Movies:

One of the best quotes ever : High Fidelity What came first, the music or the misery?
I'm not really a huge movie person. Most movies these days are just shit
Here are some of my favs:
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, Lost in Translation, OfficeSpace, Trainspotting, Scarface, High Fidelity, The Big Lebowski, Casablanca, Coming to America, Swingers, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Cool Hand Luke, Coffee and Cigarettes, Supersize Me, The Breakfast Club, Say Anything, Beverly Hills Cop, True Romance, Y tu mama tambien, Amores Perros

Television:

not much these days. Let's just say that i'm not getting the channels I'm not paying for anymore. I wasn't really stealing it before but i had theguy hook it up proper for a few bucks a month. The man found out so now i only get like 12 channels. Not more food network, or travel channel. cant even see Adult Swim. Hey, can I come over at 11:30 and watch Family Guy? Thanks

Books:

Yes, I do read books. My latest reads have been travel stories and journals and also some kitchen/food related books. A few by chef/traveler Anthony Bourdain, Kitchen Confidential and A Cooks Tour. Also Bill Buffards, Heat, which was just OK. Some other good reads: Wicked, Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintanance, The Idiot, Confederacy of Dunces. And some classics too. I'm not really into the "Top BestSeller list"
Here's some of the authors:

    James Joyce Jack Keroauc Franz Kafka Tolstoy Dostoyevski Piri Thomas Jerzy Kosinski
,blah blah blah, you're not even reading this
OOHHH, and I fuckin love magazines. I would own my own magazine stand, cuz I dig mags soo much. Any STYLE, CAR, GADGET, FASHION, DESIGN, MUSIC mag will do.

Heroes:

Ferris Bueler you're my hero

My Blog

strabucks fuckers

Well, their coffee taste like ass. Over roasted and bitter and taste burnt. Now I love strong coffee, the stronger the better, but their's is shitty. But thats not the reason for this. Nor is it all t...
Posted by Señor Limpio on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 04:41:00 PST

freaking wisdom teeth

I'm so freaking over this. I had to get my wisdom teeth out. I really didnt "need to" but the dentist recommmended it and I figured i might as well now before they're a problem. The first day was fine...
Posted by Señor Limpio on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:56:00 PST

bikes finished!

The bike is finally done. Well its been done for a little while now but just havent gotten out the camera and post this. Here's some pics. Check it out. Here is a list of things i did/changed on it:Ne...
Posted by Señor Limpio on Wed, 31 May 2006 04:26:00 PST

it was a close one!!!

So I'm flying into Houston this morning. There's a bit of weather in Philadelphia, which caused some delays leaving. As soon as we were airborn and over the cloudline things were picturesque&nbs...
Posted by Señor Limpio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

decisions.... ?

I'm sorry to say it has come to this. I'm trying to get some work done at my house, and just want to put music on. Sounds easy enough but it's taking me too long to decide what to put on. There are so...
Posted by Señor Limpio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IPODs rock

This iPod is freakin BRILLIANT. Before I was content with my little dinky MP3 player with the small card and i woulod just swap them from time to time and keep charging batteries, which was cool with ...
Posted by Señor Limpio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GARDEN STATE

I went to see Garden State at the County tonight. It was a great movie. The was clever dialouge and genuine exchanges all throughout the film. Also, there is a uniquely subtle, but hilarious visual tw...
Posted by Señor Limpio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new at this shit

OK, Today's my first day at this. It looks kinda cool. I know I didnt fill in anything but I gotta check it out before I jazz it up. If anybody it good with HTML and knows how to embed those sounds an...
Posted by Señor Limpio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST