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jen

i miss my ninnymuggins

About Me

i'm the luckiest girl in the world with the bestest friends and boyfriend i could ever ask for!
please don't send me creepy messages if you have yellow fever. yes, i'm japanese, but keep whatever you have to say to yourselves, i really don't want to hear it. i'm honestly not the submissive asian girl that guys with inner psychological problems need in order to boost their ego. i'm actually quite the opposite. i wear the pants in the relationship, due to the fact that i have a very large penis. in fact, i wasn't born with a penis, it grew by itself. see, when i was a little girl i had, what Freud would call it, "penis envy". well the envy continued throughout the years and my vagina eventually grew into a penis [if you want the specific details, ask my boyfriend]. i am living proof that if believe in something hard enough, it will happen!
+likes+: good coffee. the computer. dirt bikes. photography [lithium picnic, kelly lind & steve diet goedde]. makeup. body modifications. japanese tattoos. horiyoshi iii. dragons. ado mizumori. sleeping. japan. milk tea. sweets. figure skating. masuimi max. flowers. music. my bed. corsets. hello kitty. jack & coke . colorful art. male ballet dancers. minna no tabo. fetish photography. vintage. pinups. bettie page. classic cars. my old man.
-dislikes-: scary movies. body hair. confusion. hickeys. chinese parsley. vodka. tequila. makeup removal. the new hello kitty designs. clowns. driving. drunk driving. arrogance. ignorance, but sometimes that can't be helped.
i hate unnecessary drama. i get irratated by it and i don't need it like some other people. i don't have sympathy for people who purposely cause themselves drama and get themselves into situations that they didn't anticipate. it's really not a big deal. get over it, there's bigger problems in the world. .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

love

I'd like to meet:

horiyoshi iii,

araki

and the greatest model ever, masuimi max!

Music:

bad religion. atmosphere. felt. social distortion. rancid. lars frederiksen and the bastards. the transplants. muse. pennywise. massive attack. my chemical romance. tool. a perfect circle. dialated peoples. the pharcyde. deftones. authority zero. sage francis. the distillers. mindless self indulgence. tiger army.

Movies:

harry potter. pee wee's big adventure!. bubbleboy. the birdcage. to wong foo thanks for everything julie newmar. white chicks. edward scissorhands. forty year old virgin.

Television:

arrested development. family guy. golden girls. the food network.

Books:

my friend leonard.

Heroes:

my mommy.

My Blog

ok so....

i'm a religion major, but i understand the argument of atheists. but to me i think that atheists are more anti-theists where they don't believe in god having complete control over the free will of h...
Posted by jen on Mon, 26 May 2008 04:46:00 PST

picture update!

i haven't posted pictures up in a while and i tried to put it in my pictures section, but my uploader wouldn't work. so here they are! they're all from my shoot with steven dantzig......
Posted by jen on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:05:00 PST

my masterpiece

so i was looking through pictures and i found this picture i took of my favorite model. i think it's pretty araki-ish. i'm proud of it......
Posted by jen on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:01:00 PST

what it goes...

you know when you're so bored, but you have so much to do, but you don't do it? well that's me right now. i have a ton of papers to read and i have to find a job, but am i doing anything? nope. is...
Posted by jen on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST

new year's resolution

soooooo.....i made the mistake of drinking coffee and now i'm highly caffeinated and bored with no room for sleep!i hate new year's resolutions because i never accomplish them and i end up making new ...
Posted by jen on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:55:00 PST

trans-fatty acid ban?

are you fucking kidding me? NYC is going to ban trans fat in restaurants. people are fucking idiots! is this really going to help people's bad decision making? really, is there a need to ban trans-fat...
Posted by jen on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 02:00:00 PST

so much to do

so little time to do everything I need to before the semester endss. aaaah!
Posted by jen on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:02:00 PST

sidekick

i got one and i love it! its so fun to play around with it!
Posted by jen on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:24:00 PST

wtf?!?!?

what the fuck is wrong with people? today i was walking home and i was like a block away and i saw this car pulling out and reversing back in a bunch of times.  i got to the end of the street and...
Posted by jen on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:55:00 PST

phew!

what a fucking week and a half. it's been shoots and work non-stop! i don't think i've put on fake eyelashes so many times! it's good though i need the money really bad. oooh! and i got my tragus...
Posted by jen on Fri, 26 May 2006 03:07:00 PST