kap marvin

kap has been firmly thrust in through the fire exit, and is now grumpy due to the loss of his favourite kleenex! kap IS the best thing ever and everyone loves him everywhere, and somehow still, more people love him everyday! one day, he was born!! now he resides pretty much everywhere, tho he never leaves there in case of bumping into gremlins, which have plagued his life since his injury! kap is NOT very good at music, but needs to persist, or shall perish like the shark who stopped swimming to pick up the soap!.. after defecating in the soundhole of a guitar, his estranged carers instructed him to remove his offering from the precious instrument and in doing so, kap discovered the art of noise (well before sonic youth), and now sounds like he doesnt know what he is doing! but THANKS to good support workers and good wine, he's gonna make it, mark my woids (who am i? just someone who cares about our hero in question!)! he is influenced BY an entire scrolls worth of painful things that happened to him whilst growing up and you will damn sure pay attention or else he will cry and over-sympathetic people will deem you "scum"!. the attention kap DRAWS is phenomenal, ranging from his cat biting his leg to the neighbours asking why he insists on keeping his windows open when he drops his knowledge! his gigs HAVE spanned as far as his garden, but mainly centre around the bedroom and occasionally the living room when drunk! joking, kap DOES not drink. he calls himself "XstraightXedgeX", but the reality is he gets refused fags at the counter, booze at the off-license, dealers hate him, and no one wants to sleep with him! he is a vegetanarian... he nurses sick vegetables! he writes HIS own material, and lets face it, no one gives a shit about that, but his records are so in demand that he gives them away for free, which usually results in vagabonds knocking at his door requesting their free copy to sell on for some whiskey-money (band name?... perhaps!)! with anyone who-is-someone who-is-no-one begging him to STAY away from their gigs, kap hopes to become firmly rooted to his mattress, and never... ever... leave!