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Gorans Majspejs

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About Me

I ain't got no money, I ain't got no car to take you on a date,I can't even buy you flowers!Son of Amir & Mirna, Goran the youngest of 2 was born in 1985 in Mostar,Bosna Hercegovina. At the ripe old age of 2 he achieved many heights in the food industry, already establishing that his favourite snacks and treats were Chunga Lunga, Smoki, Euro Crem and one mala zvake koji izgledaju ko cigarette, all of which stand high in his food chain today. At the age of 4 Goran had already developed skills in, Dis-assembling grandparents tables, destroying his sisters belongings and getting away with it. In 1990 the family moved to Melbourne for work related purposes only to return to Mostar in 1991. After war broke out in his then native Jugoslavia, Goran moved back to Melbourne in 1992, where he began his schooling at Sandringham PS, he then on continued at Sandringham College where he finished in 2004. In 2005 Goran began his studies in Civil Engineering at Vic Uni before realising "Shit this is a long trip" so he decided to transfer to RMIT uni same course to where he is today. Gorans aim in life is to have a soccer team of children and live off the goverments welfare....or world domination via the means of selling "preservatives" aka CONDOMS.

My Interests

Gorans interests are Gym, Clubs, Hot Chicks, Beverages of the alcoholic variety, Sleeping and Not giving a shit.7.5kg till 85kg by Dec 31st 2007 17.5kg till 95kg by Dec 31st 2008

I'd like to meet:

Goran at the moment does not wish to meet anyone. If YOUUU would like to meet Goran please call 1800-Sexy-Beast and make a booking request as his schedule is very busy. The standard booking fee of $200 applys and ongoing rates of $100 per hour for appearence fees** Appearence fees do not include Goran to speak, only to be there.If you would like to be able to engage in conversation with Goran the costs come to extra $50 per hour for use of calories during speech, this money goes towards fuelling him with Chunga Lunga, Smoki and Euro Crem.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Goran likes broad range of Electronica Music, which much of is his favourite Electro/Dirty Electro and Trance. He enjoys some rock music with the likes of Metallica, AC/DC, Live, Nirvana, Bijelo Dugme, Divlje Jagode, Crvena Jabuka.He also thinks that Kemal Monteno is the God of Bosnian Music, Tiesto God of Trance (and he doesnt like fags that are like "OMG Bro Tiesto's too commercial" of course hes fucking commercial thats what happens to good dj's idiots)

Movies:

Gorans favourite all time movie is Snatch. Well produced and never dull with lots of great catch phrases to use later on in life like "Tyrones a rally driver arnt you Tyrone?" "Course I Am" and "You Muddafuckaz"Other Fav movies include Zoolander, Ivkova Slava, Ljeto u Zlatnoj Dolini, Transformers and many more.

Television:

Goran currentley enjoys the best tv show in the world on Monday Nights on SBS...No not erotic tales although one of his past favourites Mondays at 10:30 you can catch OZ, the sickest prison show ever! prison break etc eat ur heart out you bitch.

Books:

Although not a strong point Goran began learning to read english by reading at his primary schools library. The first books he started to read and which remain his favourites till this day where the "Grugg" series, im sure everyone knows of Grugg the hairball looking dude. After mastering picture books and Coles picture books near the counters he soon moved on to greater heights and moved to the Goosebumps series, which he really disliked cause he never knew which page to turn to in the halloween editions.

Heroes:

Husein-kapetan Grada,,,,evi,, - ZMAJ OD BOSNEJosip Tito Broz Tito, what can you say, What a man, What a Legend. Picked up the then crumbled region known as "The Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes"(Kingdom of Jugoslavija) and helped guide them agaisnt the German armed forces (Nazis) in the 2nd world war and fought off threat from Serb and Croat forces from within that where allied with the Nazis, saving the region from being run over by Germans, he then continued to unite the great people of this land by creating the Socialist Federal Republic of Jugoslavia (SFRJ) where the country prospored, peaking in the mid 70's where they became the 4th largest/strongest army in Europe and brought wealth to the land. Tito helped establish the Muslim people as an ethnic group in Jugoslavia just like the Serbian and Croat people and a large industrial boom began with exports of steel. In 1980 Tito passed away, and the country began to fall apart from within as nationalist groups came out from hiding in fear of Tito and then the disintegration of Jugoslavija began in 1990 with Slovenia gaining independence, then in 1991 with Croatia and in 1992 Bosnia & Herzegovina. Later on Macedonia split off, Leaving Serbia & Montenegro and in early 2006 Montenegro declared independence from Serbia, Leaving a once great empire in 5 crippled countries (with the exception of Slovenia).Tito was the last of the Allied leaders to pass away as a hero to the Balkan people.Druze Tito mi ti se kunemo! Smrt nacionalizmu!** What an ESSAY! A+ wish i could write like that when it mattered lol