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About Me

I can't really label down anything that properly summarizes myself at the current moment since my life (and I'm sure everyone else's) is going through a re-evaluation phase. However, I can still agree with the rest of the worldly population that I am one of the bigger first-class assholes that ever roamed this piece of shit garbage of a planet.
ANYWAY! Back to the point.
My life is a fairytale and how I was born and brought up is legendary. I roundhoused myself out of my mother's womb, flew over to Texas and found Chuck Norris and we dueled in a flashy, comical roundhousing tournament. Which I won by default, because Chuck Norris has been Chuckified with terrible irony. My life tingles with excitement and I enjoy the thrill of delivering a THOUSAND YEARS OF AGONY by shoving my foot down somebody's throat. Because my life fluctuates sporadically, I can never tell what kind of a situation I'd be in, or what kind of a mood would be swinging. Man, I can tell you all of my likes and dislikes and I still won't be 100% accurate about myself. I don't enjoy dead-zone conversations. Period. You can be talking about designer clothing, designer shoes, designer what-the-fuck-ever and I won't give a damn. I'll disregard the whole subject by dropping a bomb about your child looking like Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame and the heathen being named "Fruitcake McButtplug Fufufachoo." I make fun of a lot of people regardless of their social status. A lot of them tend to be morons and it's actually entertaining to watch them squirm when they feel they've been demoralized because, a.) it's fun and b.) you / he / she / they / it deserves it. I'm sarcastic by nature and people familiarize themselves with my sarcasm because if you don't get it, then there's no point in talking to me. Don't bother pestering me if you don't have a relevant reason. I'm tolerant on certain areas but I can be the worst person to talk to when you need some form of comfort or advice. If I don't like you, then I don't like you. My personality is indescribable but I'm pretty blunt and unbiased. In general, I'm one of those guys you call an asshole and I'm one of those assholes that calls you dick-bopper or fagbag. I hate serendipity to the point where it's not even funny anymore. Things happen for a reason but running into things that I despise doesn't amuse me nowadays. I'm spontaneous so I can't really keep still in one place figuratively, metaphorically and literally. I'm bound to move from one end of the room to the other, but I'm mostly found rollin' around Liguan, whether it'd be a substantial reason or if I just feel like bustin' somebody in the mouth just for being a cock-sucking cronie.
Oh, and ramming two basketballs down somebody's mouth because they spew inconsequential horse shit and lies among trash talks are always fun.
Ba-Zing!
(P.S.: Don't bother adding me if you're going to remain silent and or you maintain an I.Q. of an incredibly lame 48; I don't enjoy engaging in a conversation with so much futility that we're talking about different subjects about your life's complexities and my ice cream sundae that just dropped on my shoes in which I paid my last five bucks on-- like talking to a brick wall. I also hate stupid ideas. Give me one, and I'll wipe it with my ass. Yeeeaaah, you pathetic motherfuckers. On the catwalk, baby. On the catwalk.)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody I never met.
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
You are a maniac killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they have or haven't done. You still want to kill them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun. Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe you have some sort of mental problems or you are this way because of previous deep scars, only you know. But now you are sadistic and maybe you only like to see a special group of people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are not the most social person in the bunch and people think you are weird. That bothers you somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself with daydreaming about killing them. After all, they have no idea what's coming.

Main weapon: Explosives and torture equpiment
Quote:"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" - R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile
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My Blog

Pride of the Marines.

The Marine stood and faced God, which must always come to pass.He hoped his shoes were shining, just as brightly as his brass."Step forward now, you Jarhead. How shall I deal with you? Have you always...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:33:00 GMT

Live your life in a Sea of Dreams.

Quotes:"A woman knows the face of a man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.""Everything in this world exists to wear you down.""People have hope because they cannot see Death standing behind the...
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 03:01:00 GMT

Very important. You must read.

Long ago Just when you fart you tried to repeat again We ran so far from you Farting on In front of us you tried to exterminateThe lives of everyone you know And what's the worst to takeFrom every fa...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 22:30:00 GMT

the Lunatic.

A mask. A mask of vengeance, of blood shed. A mask of retribution and of redemption. A code of honor. The blade blissfully sharp. The asylum of vacillate serenity and swift hours. Isolation, conf...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 23:25:00 GMT

Poison my Juliet.

A toast to love, the everlasting covenant between two spirits. An amalgamation of unity forever bound in the depths of the foreboding sea. The moonlit night shares our tranquility, so that eyes may se...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 18:43:00 GMT

Resplendence.

 A warrior wanders for an eternity in the forest. His body ages and his health decays him, but his memories remain immortal. As he walks, he recounts all of the endless battles he had participate...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 05:33:00 GMT

Judicer and Executioner.

First thing that would come to mind would be punisher. A judge makes the ruling of one's fate and disregard that they are solely responsible for an individual's life. The ignorance coming into play de...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 07:37:00 GMT

Blind man's stick.

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kid...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:05:00 GMT