Fourth of July Joke from The Onion: US Abused during Fromative Years |
Report: U.S. May Have Been Abused During Formative Years
June 21, 2006 | Issue 4225
WASHINGTON, DCA team of leading historians and psychiatrists issued a report Wednesday claiming that the Uni...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 22:06:00 GMT |
Stupid Drama Survey Bulletin. Also some coming attractions. |
LAST SHOW YOU ADDED TO YOUR RESUME: Twelve MonkeysLAST SHOW YOU AUDITIONED FOR: The same. It was a couple of years ago. DID YOU GET IN?: No. I was actually drunk at home that night. It turned out that...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 19:42:00 GMT |
Eat Shit and Die Mattie Poo! |
If anyone finds a new myspace friend named Mattie Poo, please heap all sorts of verbal abuse on him
tp://www.myspace.com/matie_poo
Our friend here is a convicted sex offender in Iowa.
Here...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 00:29:00 GMT |
Ten Years Ago... |
RENTON
(v.o)
The down side of coming off junk was that I knew I would need to mix with my friends again in a state of full consciousness. It was awful: they reminded me so much of myself I could hardl...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 19:31:00 GMT |
Nature and the Persistance of Blehh. |
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there! It's been a while since I've blogged! I apologize if the long awaited Captain Planet series isn't ready yet. For a while I was thinking of abandoning that worthless coll...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 14:29:00 GMT |
Tea-Bagged by Captain Planet Part 1 The Pussification of Nature |
The Main Plot: Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, awakens from her slumber to find that humanity has defiled the planet. The spirit of Earth was sleeping while her own planet goes to shit. Abraham Lincoln...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 20:14:00 GMT |
Tea-bagged by Captain Planet - Intro |
I remember the 90s as an idealistic time in American history. This was very much the case if you were a GenY kid growing up between 1991 and 1997. It was a time when millions of young, altruistic, ent...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 19:01:00 GMT |
Quote of the Day |
Any idiot can face a crisis- It's day to day living that wears you out. -Anton Chekov. ...No he was not looking for "Nuclear Wessels."
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 19:53:00 GMT |
Nemi strip |
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 14:30:00 GMT |
The Perfect Moby Music Video |
The video starts out in a funeral home. There are several friends and relatives lined up to see the casket of the girl who is recently deceased. One of them is, of course Moby. He starts singing. The ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 23:07:00 GMT |
