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one time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt ! You know you're gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?" My cousin was a weird guy. (if you guys dont know what movie that was from then i dont think i can call you my friends anymore!!!)

My Interests

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Music:

goo goo dolls,johnny cash, the fray, stillife, metallica, system of a down, randy rogers band, rascal flatts, dave matthews band, tool, stone temple pilots, kenny chesney, athenaeum, blink 182, korn, creed, pat green, smashing pumpkins, eminem, hinder, yellowcard, steve miller band, lifehouse, alan jackson, james taylor, alabama, nine inch nails, zwan, joe diffie, toby keith, george strait, chris daughtry, garth brooks, david allen coe, clay walker, hilary duff
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Movies:

boondock saints, mallrats, clerks, talladega nights, anshorman, walk the line, ray, elf, nacho libre, napoleon dynamite, happy gilmore, billy madison, steel magnolias, broken bridges, white oleander, all the star wars, a few good men, the ring, finding nemo, cars, all the harry potters, cruel intentions, down to you, pure country, all the star wars,

Television:

south park, family guy, futurama, aqua teen hunger force

Books:

the harry potter series, anything by nicolas sparks, the cirlce trilogy by nora roberts, james patterson

Heroes:

nito, jared, alex, lisa

My Blog

2 tough questions

**2 tough questions***Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three whowere deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend ...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:25:00 PST

LOST!

if any of you like the show lost check this out. it was sent to me and it explains a lot!Ok, this may be right, and if it isn't then its one of the biggest coincidences I have ever seen. Theres factua...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:27:00 PST

U know your a texan if......

U R A Texan If: 1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur , Wichita Falls , San Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches , Mexia, Waco , Amarillo , and Waxahachie. 2. A tornado warning s...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST

chemistry on hell

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENTThe following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term.The answer by one student was so "profound" that t...
Posted by Laura on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 10:32:00 PST

you know your from kingwood when...

You know you're from Kingwood when.... Driving 15 mph over the speed limit is normal Your dad's $250,000 salary makes your family poor You have to go to Humble to find a bookstore Every other car is e...
Posted by Laura on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:19:00 PST