It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

I am a huge asshole that disregards social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging Asshole.I have 6 toes on my left foot. And one day will own a bathroom made of soild gold or pot maybe a mix of both. I really like to smoke roll grow or anything that has to do with pot. I drive a cool car that makes a lot of noise. People some time mistake me for Jesus . I have no idea why maybe it has something to do with my dad being god. Any ways I live in this great shit hole of a town called boringame where there is nothing to do ever. So thats what I do nothing! all day long just drive around. So if you know a good place to get drunk and leave my pants or make a fool of myself let me know. But really I like to talk long walks on short piers. I love to go really fast. And knit sweatshirts for starving kids in canada ay. I love my Family as much as jeff gaffgan loves hot pockets(youtube it) maybe a bit more. I have a larger green thumb than most *winkwink* and can really hold my liqour. Unless its jager at a giants game with dustin!!!!! Pineapple Out.Kermit the frog watches 2 girls 1 cup