About Me

I was born a baby, and after 27 years and a few folklores that both involve and don't involve pants, here I am. For those of you whose fingers may have incidentally stumbled onto my page in a drunken effort to meddle in an ex's business and fall asleep weeping and moaning along to an illegaly downloaded version of 'Total Eclipse of the Heart,' welcome.

I'm the voice on the radio from 2p-7p Central Time beeotches on Z100. Z100radio.com if you wanna listen online. PS'-I'm also the Program Director and Music Director. In my spare time I enjoy putting puzzles together of the Golden Girls, practicing dance moves from cinemagic adventure Step Up (thank God there's a pause button) and refilling the middle of oreo cookies with toothpaste and waiting for friends to indulge.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

That lady with red hair who happens to be in every info-mmercial that has aired since June of 1865 to see if she cosmetically adapted her face to only have that big fake grin. I'd tell her things like 'Your cat Mittens is dead...' just because she appears to be the type of woman who has a cat named Mittens.

I'd also like to meet Britney Spears because lets be honest, if K-Fed can do it...anyone can.

My Blog

Training

When I began on this journey I was met by a withered elderly man on a rooftop. My breathe froze in front of me like when heat from the smelly shit fart sewers rise up from a man hole. I turned sl...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:40:00 GMT

Politics and Mario Bros

I know we haven't blogged much to eachother for quite some time and this could be a crazy thing to ask, but if I were to promise that I'll stay with you for the rest of the night.....
Posted by on Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:49:00 GMT

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Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:18:00 GMT

Potty Training

It seems foreign to me now. My God it's been a long time since I've been on myspace and I completely remember being in it when the first big rush hit. I was sitting with a friend at Applebee's enjoyin...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:54:00 GMT

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