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DirtMoma !!!!!!!!

You've Been Bad.... Now, Go To My Room!!!!

About Me

Sometimes I feel like life is out to get me, and then I realize that Life is for the taking and I'm gonna make the most of it. Tough, strong, lazy but motivated, happy but want to kill everyone, mean people suck ass. Love my family, John and Hailey are my life and always will be. Charish my TRUE friends (True friends : friends that are there for you and will be there through thick and thin, good and bad. Friends that will love you even if you are a dumb ass every now and then.)I was born and Raised in the South Valley of Albuquerque NM, then I ran like hell and was in the NAVY...... I've been a Truck Driver.....I've worked at a striptease agency.....I like muscle cars and motorcycles...... I graduated high school with a 4.0...... I have never gone to college....... I'm the meanest whimp you'll ever meet...... My kid and I argue for the fun of it....... I'm Selfish........ I picture myself as a size 9, cute, taller and 23.... I am 35, 5'7", I have a Getto booty from hell, bad teeth, anchor arms, and a addiction to sugary candy......
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My Interests



" I may not be skinny and cute, but I can kick your ass with my hands tied behind my back.." All of my interests are true and deep, but I suck at all of them and really don't try hard enough. Motorcycles and any and every thing having to do with motorcycles, street, dirt, as long as it isn't a Harley (They have there place on the earth but are overweight, overpriced, overchromed, pieces of American farm equipment.). Anything having to do with dirt and the movement and placement of dirt. 10 wheel dump trucks kick ass dude. Big rigs make me HOT! Skating rules and I wish my knee wasn't trashed so I could do it better than the poor excuse for skating I do now.

I'd like to meet:

Lori Petty AKA Tankgirl My motivation in life, Tony Hawk just because he's Tony Hawk, Tyler Evans Pro MX racer because he is my beefcake choice yumyumyum, and all of you. COMMENT EVERTHING!!!!! I GET OFF ON ALL YOUR COMMENTS.... THEY MAKE ME HAPPY... I will not add any musical groups!!! Keep that in mind!
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Mamma, I want to rape and pilage too................. Flames vs bunnies

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Music:

What ever happens to be playing on my page.... Nickelback - Rockstar

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Movies:

Top Three and nuff said.... ..1 The Goonies ..2 TankGirl ..3 Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Television:

NIP/TUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! Porn, and anything on Animal Planet.

Books:

I hate reading.... TankGirl comix..... and porn, that's as good as it gets.

Heroes:

My dad.

My Blog

I’m Helpful


Posted by DirtMoma !!!!!!!! on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:35:00 PST

Respect The Crossing Guard Damnit!

..> Body: ...
Posted by DirtMoma !!!!!!!! on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 09:19:00 PST

Simpsonize me Captian

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Posted by DirtMoma !!!!!!!! on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:07:00 PST

Shitter

Have you ever sat on the crapper and had a GOD moment? Had to piss so bad it was painful to move, and when you sat down to finally relieve your self and the heavens light gave you a nice tan? It's a G...
Posted by DirtMoma !!!!!!!! on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:51:00 PST

WTF?

It seems that I am hideing from something. I really wish I knew what the fuck it was.... I feel like I'm in a in a vat of marshmello fluff just chillin out like its a big peaceful pool in a 5 star res...
Posted by DirtMoma !!!!!!!! on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 12:46:00 PST

Light bulb moment!!!

Ok, I saw this, stold this, and now believe it to be my new text book for how I should live my life. It freaked me out a little at first, and then I realized what a fucking wimp I am. A lazy, waste of...
Posted by DirtMoma !!!!!!!! on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:17:00 PST

I have a POT problem

I'm a good girl for the most part, I don't Drink except on nights I get to go to the bar (on average 2 times a month)... I can't go a day without smoken pot. I Can go the whole day without a cig, not ...
Posted by DirtMoma !!!!!!!! on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:47:00 PST

Strange things are happening............

Or I'm starting to get kinda freaked out............ Things are happening that I can't figure out.... A song I was thinking about (Smack my bitch up) played on the radio 2 hours later, and it's not a ...
Posted by DirtMoma !!!!!!!! on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:49:00 PST

Porn aditction

I have a porn problem! All types of porn..... You name it I have probably gotten off on it! I don't like watching Porn with anyone......... I like it all to myself.... I do have a problem... And ye...
Posted by DirtMoma !!!!!!!! on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 12:13:00 PST

Pain.................

SWEET PAIN DEMENTED CHARM LIFE TO BE HURT WOUNDED AND TORN NUMB TO THE WORLD BUT ALIVE INSIDE TINGLING WITH LUST URNING FOR PAIN DESIRING THAT RELEASE THAT MAKE IT ALL OK.. By: Sarah Jacobs 2006...
Posted by DirtMoma !!!!!!!! on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 09:33:00 PST